Gob-Core

Thinking about soil

Finally got a chance to do the combo I always wanted to do since Zask came out. Managed to fill my graveyard and as soon as Grist hit the board I repeated his first ability 10 times thanks to Footbottom Feast. Between those 10 bugs and all the ones I could play managed to get 35 creatures in the graveyard and took out everyone while we all were at 30+ life. God I’m so glad they gave insects a kickass commander after so many years.

Gobmin has returned from an unexpected hiatus. In good news my partner and I are not expecting a baby so expect baby memes

Should be a national holiday

John Brown's raid on Harper's Ferry began on October 16, 1859.

Mazakeen

The old dudes I used to work with at Lowe’s a couple years ago use to rag on me because I didn’t hate my partner. Like sorry your marriage failed and your wife doesn’t tell you she loves your anymore, Alan. Can’t imagine why that’s happening since you’re a ray of sunshine you geriatric f**k.

I really really hate this stereotype. I’m not saying you can’t have conflict with your spouse or partner, but you should never force yourself to be with someone. Your partner should be someone you enjoy being with and actually care about. If you no longer care about them, get a separation or divorce. Contrary to popular belief, divorce is actually a pretty healthy thing. Kids can tell when parents are unhappy, and it makes their lives worse when their parents are angry at each other. For their sakes and your own, divorce is the best option.

Somehow they’ve managed to create spectacular music without punching down

Remember kids: if you sing songs about how the welfare system in America is bad in any way except that it doesn’t do enough to help the most vulnerable among us, then you have no idea what the f**k your talking about and are a class traitor who is suckling on the bourgeoisie teat. This is coming from someone in welfare benefits social work.

Also, G**O with your dog whistles and ugly ass proud member of the Sons of Confederate Veterans look you got going on. Yeeyee wannabe Duck Dynasty cousin-f**king lookin ass.