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B in T/TMZ names being volleyed around to replace Michigan State's exiled coach:

Urban Meyer - FoxSports - according to FoxKids lead reporter - Pinky Scooptheif- has stated that Urban will interview today with the Startan brass!!

Lincoln Riley- HC USC - Coach Riley is mentioned for every job this side of Mars University! East Lansing city ordinances do not allow skinny jeans or Lululemon un**es to be worn by state employees!! Google it!!!Please!!
Loren Montgomery- HC Bixby - possibly the predecessor for the ‘Bama Saban HC tree, but has said he will take the Michigan State HC job if the money is right!! True that bro!!
Barry Switzer - Currently relaxing in Mathis Brothers Crimson and Cream Electric Recliner, with scotch on the rocks and a Busch Light!! Barry will accept the Spartan position if he does not have to move from his Matthis Brother’s recliner!!

Chris Linder- HC Bixby 1st Grade Blue - waiting for Bixby HC position……Chris is really eyeing the Bixby girl's B-ball position but will take the helm of the Spartan downtrodden Football program if offered!
Bob Stoops - Rolling Rock Tequilla - Northeast guy and would fit in well in East Lansing!
Mark Stoops- Kentucky HC- the hottest Stoops in America!!

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THE BEST HIGH SCHOOL HELMETS!!

Yuma, Arizona have the "Yuma Criminals"!! That one threw me till I realized Yuma had a territorial prison in the 1800s and now has a state prison or maybe the way the football team plays like a Smooth Criminal!!

New Berlin, Illinois have "The Pretzels" OK,- Berlin- Germany- Pretzels...I get it!!

**Note the Pretzel art detail
that goes into each helmet!**

Poca, West Virginia have "The West Virginia Poca Dots"!! Their colors are Red and Grey and their cheerleaders wear Poca Dots!! Yes, their uniform is a bright fuchsia Pink with Half Dolor-sized white Dots and I hear they're good!! Their cheerleaders go to national competitions!!

*Now that brings us to TEXAS: With 110-degree heat almost 2 weeks ago, I didn't know it could get that cold in the Lone Star State but Frost, Texas has "The Polar Bears" fo sho!

and Winters, Texas has "The Blizzards"!! Maybe they're just trying to get free DQ treats!!

But the best is Mesquite, Texas where Mesquite High School is known as "The Skeeters!!

Bryan in Tulsa

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Bobblehead Sports:

Bixby 1st Grade Blue 18 -
Claremore Sequoyah Blue 1st Grade 0
Pictured below Coaching staff:
*Tall gentleman in the middle is head Coach Chris, calls O plays and threatens players with no team treats for bad plays!!
*Not tall gentleman on the left is the Getback coach (keeps HC Chris off the field) and also special teams coach
*Second Gentleman from left is the Defensive coach and play counter!!
*the dude with a green shirt is a portal transfer coach from Bixby Green?!?!
*Not Pictured- team GM, snack manager, parent volunteer organizer and postseason party organizer - Jessica, wife of HC Chris!!

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Halloween Barbie Nightmare on B in T Elm Street!! FIVE B in T Grand Daughters from ages 2 to 7 dressed as Barbie for HALLOWEEN 🎃?!?!?!?!🎃WTF!!!

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B in T Rants:

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B in T Haunted Houses vs. TU, OU, OSU and Arkansas Football 2023 Records!

TULSA HURRICANE

*Haunting/Football rating-
5 Ghosts 👻👻👻👻👻

Tulsa- 2 Wins 3 Losses - Hex House: Tulsa has a solid start to the Halloween season but things could get bloodier! The HexHouse is Tulsa's only extreme haunted attraction (not intended for children)!! HexHouse is an intense multi-element, walk-through haunted attraction themed around a dark chapter in Tulsa's haunted past!!

The real original Hex House where two young women were kept at 10 East 21st is currently the Akbar Temple parking lot!! True Story!!

OKLAHOMA SOONERS

*Haunting/football rating:
8 Ghosts 👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻

Oklahoma 5 Wins 0 Losses McKarney Manor, Tennessee
The 2023 McKarney Manor in an in-disclosed area in Tennessee may be the most horror-filled haunted house ever created!! There is a 40-page disclosure regarding the haunted Manor in Tennessee and must be signed in real blood!!l The Sooners could be SCARRY GOOD!!

McKarney Manor

OKLAHOMA STATE COWBOYS

*Haunting/football rating:
5.5 Ghosts 👻👻👻👻👻1/2

Oklahoma State 4 Wins 1 Loss
The Castle of Muskogee, has little cute spooky houses for the little kids, all the way up the blood and guts for 21 and older bloodsuckers will scare 🙀 the beJesus out of ya!! Just like the Oklahoma State Cowboys offense!! B in T has visited the 45-minute drive to Muskogee for fireworks or haunted houses many times!!

Castle of Muskogee

ARKANSAS RAZORBACKS

Haunting/football rating:
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Arkansas - 3 Wins 2 Losses

Crescent Hotel, Eureka Springs, Arkansas

I have attended this hotel 3 times and have talked to many ghosts but none like the ghost of Gastron who haunts the third-floor room 322 and will make the bed shake if you do not tip the help!! The simple fact that I talk to the Crescent Hotel ghosts is not uncommon!! I talk with ghosts everywhere after Jami’s special brownies!!

B in T College Football Picks:

Friday Night College Football:

Oklahoma State 26 Kansas State 24
The offensive ingenuity of these teams brings back memories of OSU’s Jim Stanley and Kansas State’s Bill Snider!! Fullback counter left and fullback counter right, then third down down TE waggle play for 4 yards, punt!! A small upset as OSU QB Bowman passes for 289 yards and two TDs!! The K State offense was in trouble when their newly designated, small Deuce Vaughn-type running back - Shorty Magruder (5’1” 121 lbs) was injured when his own offensive lineman stepped on him!! True shat!

Super Kstate fan Colin with nephew, Shorty on left, prior to injury!

Illinois 31 Nebraska 23
Nebraska’s winged T offense has a number of coaches wondering about coach Ruhle at Nebraska!! His offenses can be unique!! The Illini are now considered a BIG 10 team finally, with huge linemen and 4 tight end alignments!! Impressive and dominating!! Nebraska is not there yet!! Give Coach Ruhle time!!

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Week 7 - Sooner Guest Getback Coach -
Texas Silver Spurs with Bevo

Which is a tuffer Getback Coach - Venables or Bevo???

Oklahoma 38 Texas 35

New Southeastern Conference Name for America's Best Rivalry:

-Wed Wiver Wivalry

-SEC Two New Babies Rivalry

-The House that God Built
Rivalry

-BEVO vs. The House on the Prairie Rivalry

-SEC Whipping Post Team's Rivalry

*None of these new names were chosen, so they went right back to Red River Rivalry!!!

After last year’s 49-to-nothing arse whippin‘ by Texas, I was forced by my Longhorn friends Sam and Derek to use Sooner toilet paper all year!! This year the hyped-up Longhorns will allow the Dillon Gabriel-led Sooners to dominate the second half!! Gabriel threw for 356 yards and 3 TDs and RB Gavin Sawchuck had 118 yards and 1 TD!!

2022 Quinn Ewers

2022 Quinn’s Uncle Tiger

2023 New Quinn Ewers on the right!

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Arkansas 41 Ole Miss 31
Ole Miss coach Lane Kiffin was delayed at last week's Ole Miss coaches show when his makeup artist and Lane had a small skirmish just prior to the show!! Sick!! We must stay away from the new soap opera ‘Days of Our Lane’ and concentrate on football: per hog Head coach Pittman!!! The Razorback D again sucked it up with 2 goal-line stands in the 4th quarter!!

Tulsa 36 at FAU 28

Chapman Live Concert Series Schedule
Sept. 28 King Cabbage-Oklahoma’s only New Orleans brass band!!
Oct. 19 The Eli Young Band- super country western band!!
Nov. 4 Swae Lee- super tunes with Post Malone!!
Nov. 18 Trett Charles- local country western stud

A number of TU boosters went to the trendy deluxe bar and disco called Tap 42 where John Travolta once showed off his dance moves almost 50 years ago!! This is Boca Rutan, Florida's Best Bar and Grill!! A number of us in the Tulsa B in T party bus, partied to the wee hours of the evening!! And around 9:30 we all decided to close down the celebration to the Shoneys in Boca Raton where we had coffee and all u can eat blueberry pancakes!! Lots of great memories as the TU offensive line wore down the Florida Atlantic team and finished with a huge road win!
Tulsa RB Jordan Ford ran over the Owls for 145 yards and 2 TDs!!

Alabama 28 at Texas A&M 24
The Tide rolled over the Aggies thanks to a bad call by the back judge even after the review camera missed the call too!! A number of A&M alums from the Woodlands had a secret meeting regarding the fate of Jimbo in a secret mansion with gargoyles!!
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Above is the Woodlands, Texas haunted mansion where
people with Joker masks meet to determine when Jimbo is canned!! 🎃🎃🎃🎃

USC 52 Arizona State 32
Southern Cals defense was at it's best against AZ State, holding the Wildcats to 499 yards total offense!! This was the first time since So Cal defensive coordinator Grinch snuck over to the DARK SIDE (aka not OU) he had held the opponent to under 500 yards total offense!

Notre Dame 38 at Louisville 24
Any team associated with a Redbird or a Cardinal in the year 2023 should not be wagered favorably!

TCU 31 at Iowa State 30
The Clones may not be the best gamblers but their NIL deals
are the greatest ever:
The Iowa Pork Producers Association have signed Iowa State football players Myles Purchase, Tyler Moore, Tommy Hamann and Caleb Bacon!!

Purchase Moore Hamann & Bacon!

I seem to always pick the Clones in the close games so I am reversing my mojo of 10 wrong picks in a row! Go H***y Toads!! Sorry Clone Nation!!

B in T High School Picks:

Pumpkin Man was spotted at Los Cabos Riverfront!!
A Halloween band called ‘My So-Called Band’ was playing at the outdoor venue at Los Cabos!! Songs like ‘Monster Mash’, the theme from ‘Halloween’, and ‘She’s a Super Freak’ was bellowing out as the Pumpkin Man arrived in a canoe from the Arkansas River!!

Green-seeded brownies were distributed along with half-price Margis making the Cabos the place to be this Halloween weekend!!

Bishop Kelley 31 at Edison 22
The Comets soared past the Eagles!!

Top B in T Football Moms Contest:
Edison Moms .9871
BK Moms .9869
The moms of these two teams are top-notch, superathletes and hot!! But the final determination of the top high school moms from midtown Tulsa -was a Moms Scholastic Bowl!! Which was won by the Eagle Moms after a three-week cram session regarding football!!

Mom and Pop Diner - Ricardos Mexican Cantina, 5629 E. 41st Tulsa, OK and smack dab in the middle of the high school locations of Edison and Bishop Kelley!! This locally owned diner in mid-town Tulsa has been around since my grown up kids were toddlers!! No shat!! There is a special room in the back part of Ricardos the size of 2 phone booths! Enclosed with no windows, wall art from the 70s, and a door that hits the long table every time our waitress brings more chips and salsa!! Usually B in T has, 4 adults, 3 youths, and 4 high chairs pack THE BACK ROOM AT RICARDOS!! My family and one other family (yes we now have grandkids that have visited THE BACK ROOM AT RICARDO’S) would be extremely loud and obnoxious while throwing chips and salsa against the walls!! The good thing about the back room at Ricardo's was no one could hear the pandemonium in THE BACK ROOM AT RICARDO’S!! Great food and service, in fact, we may go there this weekend!!

Bixby 62 Enid 20
The Spartans sent the Plainsmen back to Sparta!!

Alva 35 at Blackwell 13
The Goldbugs of Alva out-marooned the Maroons of Blackwell!!

BTW 41 at Talequah 31
The Hornets stung the Tigers of Tahlequah!!

Broken Arrow 48 at Westmore 24
The Tigers maimed the Jaguars!!

Kiefer 42 at Okmulgee 20
The o-line is anchored
by 6’1 245 lb junior tackle Kendall Lang, grandson of Center friend of B in T!! A Nice NIL deal secured by Kendall and his grandmother/agent, Sheri, with locally owned Sunrise Cafe breakfast spot!! The details are somewhat vague, but it is believed to be 25 pancakes for every pancake block the young man makes through the 2025 season!! Plus an extra 15 pancakes for his agent grandma, Sheri!!

Carl Albert 52 Southeast 18
The Titans smacked the Spartans again!!

Cascia Hall 34 at Jay 21
The Cascia Comandos buried the Bulldogs!!

Deer Creek 31 Choctaw 27
The Antlers eeked past the Bluejackets!!

Collinsville 49 Hale 6
Cardinals swallowed the Rangers!!

Jenks 21 at Norman North 20
The Trojans barely beat the Timberwolves!!

Owasso 38 at Edmond North 27
The Rams conquer the Huskies!!

Tonkawa 103 Oklahoma Union High School 3
The Buccaneers beat the snot out of the Cougars!

Union 48 Norman 19
The Redhawks swoop down and capture the Tiger cub?!?!

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B in T Pro Picks

Chiefs 27 at Vikings 21

KC TE Kelce or Wayne Newton is with superstar Taylor Swift?

Have a great sports week!

Bryan in Tulsa

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Summer, Short Version of B in T!!

If the Co***ne Bear was in the White House Westwing we wouldn't have folks hiding their co***ne stash there!!!

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Bobbleheads Family Sports:

Blackwell's annual family fireworks and food fest party at the Morrill farm is always incredible!!
Mrs. B and Ts nephew Jason and wife Amy are unbelievable hosts and have made the farm beautiful!! Jason’s company Line Precision have been swamped with work due to the wind damage in Tulsa!! I offered him 20 bucks and a Chimis Mexican Restaurant coupon to do our house electricity but he was not in our area!! Dang!! Jason and Amy still managed to cook 200 hamburgers, 200 hot dogs, 100 Eckridge Brats a 50 lb slab of bologna, 50 slabs of baby back ribs, a 50-gallon vat of Bush barbecue beans with jalapeno bacon, and 250 devil eggs 🐣!! Jason’s daughter (B in Ts 3rd cousin) was home from college and told the family about the new bars in Stillwater but gave no pertinent data about the 2023 OSU Cowboy football team!! Figures!!

Great time in Blackwell!! Thanks you!

Bryan in Tulsa:

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B in T Rants:

Coaches and Leaders on 2023-2024 Hot seat-

1a.Pat Fitzgerald Northwestern fired yesterday!! - This happened while I slept! After 15 year Coach was caught using hazing tactics such as no dinner if vegetables are not eaten and two swats if up after curfew of 9:30!

1b.Neil Brown West Virginia- was ready to be ousted after the OU game in 2022 but the team forgot to lose!! Now OU’s Venables has made a few top ten coaches on hot seat!!
2.Dana Holgerson, Houston- Dana’s constant berating when plays go wrong or players do wrong is getting old and will be getting older when the Cougars move to the Big 12!

3. Butch Jones, Arkansas State- he has 1 more year after a 5-14 record the previous 2 years!! Loses to Tulsa again and the AD will be handing out pink slips!
4.Vladimir Putin, Russia- After an attempted Coup d'état by an ex-Russian military leader and a meeting between Putin and this said ex-military leader and 4 bottles of Vodka everyone went back home with their tails tucked!! Putin has been in hiding at the Trump Park Avenue Hotel luxury suite for 2 weeks!! Putin’s contract is expected to be bought out by the Russian Mob!! Google it please!

5.Eli Drinkwitz, Missouri- he has not had a winning year since arriving in Colombia, and if you say his last name three times real loud at a Mizzou tavern you might be accosted!
6.Jimbo Fisher, Texas A&M Even my staunch Aggie supporter family has given up on him!! A number of hobnob families have pooled together 450 bucks to pay part of his buyout!! No shat!! Looks like Jimbo will be around one more year!! Nick is basically embarrassed by Jimbo!

7.Joe ‘sleepy’ Biden, USA- numerous folks in his fan base have become disenchanted with his inability to finish sentences clearly!! He has problems remembering his Vice President's name, by the way, what is her name? He will finish his term/contract and retire to ex-President horsey studville!

8.Brent Venables, Oklahoma- another 6-7 season against the new Little Big 12 will put his tail in a ringer, and AD Castiglione will be working up a HC shortlist in 2024!
9.Governor Stitt, Oklahoma- Tulsa’s 100 MPH winds and 100 Million dollars in damage blew through midtown Tulsa and Utica Square! This happened while Governor Stitt was out of the state, the Lieutenant Governor was gone on vacation, the Deputy Lieutenant Governor B. Fyfe was on vacation!! The Tulsa Fire Marshall WAS in town and signed the request for Emergency Relief and sent it to Washington, D.C. via fax! But this was not a favorable look for the Governor's Presidential poll for 2028!
10.Mike Gundy- Oklahoma State- With another 125 million dollar bill yo donation by T. Boone and a Gundy agreement to bring back his mullet the heat has been reduced!!

Did Oklahoma ignore recruiting small-town Washington, Oklahoma 4 star tight end and a Sooner legacy??
What was once considered a sure thing for Oklahoma apparently has slipped through the Sooners’ fingers!!!
Cooper Alexander, a 2024 tight end from nearby Washington, OK, whose dad was a two-time all-conference performer for the Sooners has committed to Iowa State!! Why?

I am really fired up for some Dallas Cowboys football!! I miss the days back in the 60s and 70s when my boys would dominate my electric football league AND the world of real football!! Dandy Don Meredith and Roger Staubach would rule the real world of football and the plastic Tudor world of electric football!
*Note competitive advantage: if you repaint your plastic players the layers of paint make them much bigger than the other stuff players!!
Factory-painted Cowboys VS

Four-time painted by 10-year-old B in T!! Steelers!! Now we know why the Steelers won so many Super Bowls!!

This is a true story!!

Wow what a change, welcome to SEC fun?!?!?!?

Oklahoma’s top 2 home games in 2023

• Iowa State
• TCU

Oklahoma’s top 2 home games in 2024

• Alabama
• Tennessee

MLB

Cardinals
Ted Simmons played catcher for the Birds from 1968 to 1980! A switch hitter with 248 HRs and 1389 RBIs plus an 8-time National League All-star!! Upon retirement in the mid-80s, Ted was a stunt double for a young Keauna Reeves!

Ha!?
The current Cards have no stunt doubles in the future!

Have a great sports week!

Bryan in Tulsa

Faked Out Sports B, in T adds a whole new level of insight to the world of sports.

Fourth of July- please play music for your pets during the fireworks!! It should be very soothing, like Cat Stevens!! Below are six of B in T top dog songs to play during the fireworks!

Play these six songs on auto-repeat during the 4th of July and your 🐕 dogs will sleep like puppies!

1.Whose That Doggie in the Window - The Archies- that is believable, right?

2.Who Let the Dogs Out - Bahaha Men - has been played in approximately 14 billion sports scenarios over the last 25 years!!

3.Theme from ‘Lassie’- Pink Floyd - must be on acid trip for full effect, not recommended for pet listening!

4.Hound Dog - Elvis Presley
Probably would be number one but hound dogs don't cry all the time according to my veterinarian!!

5.Gypsy, Joe, and me - Dolly Pardon - which is the dog, Joe or Gypsy? The story goes: Gypsy, Joe’s dog, was hit by a car and killed! Joe then caught Pneumonia and died, and Dolly is the girlfriend! All of Dolly’s songs require a grief psychiatrist!!

6. I Love This Dog - Cat Stevens - actually Henry and Kodak both howl at Cat’s music!

ESPY Awards for best Team:
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•OU Softball
• Kansas City Chiefs
• Denver Nuggets
• Vegas Golden Knights
• Vegas Aces
• Georgia Bulldogs
• LSU women’s hoops

Sooner girls were the most dominant team in any sport!!

Bryan in Tulsa

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BOBBLEHEAD FAMILY SPORTS

Hot Wheels during Electricity Outage in Tulsa!!

Air Conditioned Hot Wheels for 7 days last week!! God loves our kids and grand kids!!

B in T Rants:

B in T Prediction: A/I will interrupt the 2024 Presidential Election!! Artificial Intelligence will raise its ugly face as a cyborg Trump attempts to take over the Governments of America, Russia, North Korea, and Jamaica! The Cyborg Trump with Lazor bean eyes stinks out numerous Democratic leaders before being stopped by Glade Potpourri-scented missiles released by Sleepy Biden!! True Story!! More to come!

This commercial was paid for by anyone but Biden or Trump for President!

I love ❤️ Omaha!!

LSU 48k jello shots are 10 times the previous Rocco’s Bar College World Series record!! Also 10 times more shots of the Florida Gators, their finals opponent!! ORU held their own in 5th place, 3000 ahead of TCU!! Texas Christian, in last, donated all 778 shots to Dallas Christian Church for Communion!! True story, Zod!!

TU - TV Games announced!!
And Vvveeeerrryy Interesting!

8/31 vs. -University of Arkansas Pine Bluff ESPN+, 7 pm- debut of Coach Wilson at TU, don't miss it!!
9/9 at Washington, Pac 12 Network 4 pm. Oh God, homer announcers from PAC and will turn the TV down, listen to Ron Howard and Rick Couri!!
9/16 vs. Oklahoma, ESPN or ESPN2, 2:30 pm at Tulsa but the Sooner crowd will outnumber us and be more voicestrus!!
9/28 vs. Temple, ESPN, 6:30 pm. Grand lake party with old frat farts after the game!!
10/19 vs. Rice, ESPN or ESPN2, 6 pm- Ok, just watch and hit the sack!!

College Football Programs with the Most Wins All Time:

**I can't believe Tulsa and App. State are this frickin high❗
Of course TU has had a team since the 1920s!

#1 Navy 733

#2 Army 720

#3 Miami OH 713

#4 Cincinnati 658

***5 Appalachian State 654-you can get very high at this altitude location according to App State Campus Police!
***at 3,333 feet (1,016 m)****

#6 Central Michigan 643

#6 Tulsa 643

#8 Louisiana Tech 638

#9 Fresno State 636

#10 Marshall 623

Five-Star Defensive End EDGE Colin Simmons and Livvy Dunne at the On3 NIL Elite Series👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

‘Bama and Nick Saban know how to recruit!!

After some toilet accidents while watching Gus and Ana - I am proud to announce a new pristine toilet at the kids and Papi's assigned bathroom!!

Thank you, Andre, my new favorite son-in-law!! Haha, JK!

MLB

Pick the right team with the correct cartoon, and get a large bag of brownies!


1.Cardinals - swing and a miss the entire team for the entire season!


2 Blackwell Flycatchers
Two young men on this team are engaged to the daughters of two Blackwell families!!


3 Cubs
Surprisingly, still average but at least ahead of the Cards!
1 Brewers 35-34 .507 - W1
2 Reds 35-35 .500 0.5 W6
3 Pirates 34-34 .500 0.5 L4
4 Cubs 32-37 .464 3.0 W4
5 Cardinals 27-43 .386 8.5


There is no way that the Rangers can be this hi....

in the AL Central!
4 Rangers

5 Royals
The Royals are rumored to be moving to Blackwell, Oklahoma for the 2025 season!!



6 Astros-playing like aliens that drank too much b**g stuff!


7 Brewers
The Brewers are sneaking up to the NL Central pack of rats!!!

Have a great sports week!

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FOS Notes ’bout Nuthin:

What the Frick is a ’Karen’?

’Karens’ are often described as annoyingly entitled, suburban women who would not hesitate to ask to speak to a manager if the salesperson at Anne Taylor refuses to take their return three months after the return date expired. Hahaha!! I am really glad to have married a ’Jami’!

Over/under - Number of ’Karens’ at a youth soccer game in south Tulsa?
All of them except one! Take the over!

Will the College Football Transfer Portal be Used for Teams Affected by the Coronavirus?

Ok, let’s say post Coronavirus college football starts in Mid September. Next, then 4 college team’s state that they will not play due to that state's Pandemic rules and regulations. The question is will all the players on those four schools be allowed to go into the Transfer Portal? The circumstances could be that those programs simply discontinued playing college football due to their current financial situation caused by Coronavirus. Or this could be mandated by the schools governing the state where the epidemics are still vibrant! I would say that in both of these instances all the football players should be able to enter the transfer portal if there current school’s program has been affected by the Coronavirus!

Sooner Football Recruiting Looking Up!

In the middle of May, the Sooner 2021 recruiting class rated 51st in the nation! Stay away from sharp objects Sooner fans cause your recruiting ship is docking at Sooner camp!!!!!😃😁😀😅🏈🏈🏈🏈 This year's class has a chance to be the best in the great Sooner football history!! Yes, I said it, so write it down Bill Hastens, Tulsa World!!! Four-star studs, Linebacker Clayton Smith and Wide Out Mario Williams from Plant City Florida have announced their school to play college ball is in Norman!! Also in Riley’s crosshairs is another Williams, Quarterback Caleb Williams, who has narrowed his choices to LSU, Maryland, and OU! Caleb is rated the number 2 player in the country!! Bryce Foster who is rated the top offensive lineman according to Rivals has narrowed his choices to OU and Texas A&M!! The problem here is his brother was a former offensive lineman at A&M. But never underestimate the college football Twitter and Tik Tok freak, sir Lincoln Riley of Norman!!

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FOS Projected 2020 Top 18 High School Football Teams in Oklahoma:

1. Bixby Spartans 6AII - Senior Quarterback Mason Williams has been a starter since Bixby had its first Green Corn Festival!! Corn fed beefy linemen at this school are grown like Bixby sod!!
2. Owasso Rams 6AI - loaded with talent and superb coaching!
3. Broken Arrow 6AI - coach David Alexander has a strong Junior class!!
4. Jenks 6AI - The Trojans are looking to get back powerful status in 6A I again!!
5. Muskogee 6AII - the Roughers always have speed but now they are talented as well!
6. Mustang 6AI - The Broncos have a senior-laden team and should be an almost contender!
7. Union 6AI - Coach Friedrich at Union has some college talent, especially in the defensive back area! With the construction of a new stadium called Jerry’s World North, some home games will be sacrificed this year to complete the giant high stadium!
8. Carl Albert 5A - The Titans are always good!!
9. Bishop McGinness 5A - Oklahoma City Catholic Private School powerhouse!
10. Lincoln Christian 3A - Coach Jerry Ricke must replace his son Chase but has a ton of sophomores to restock the shelves!
11. Booker T Washington 6AII. New Coach Jonathon Brown played is a BTW alum who played his college ball at Tennessee!! He played in the NFL and the NFL Europe!!
12. Piedmont 5A - The Wildcats seem to be on an upswing for the last two years!
13. Heritage Hall OKC 3A- The Cascia Hall of the west side but much better.
14. Bishop Kelley 5A - Coach Tapana has the size and enough speed to be very competitive in 5A!
15. Vian 2A - Vian will be led on defense by OSU ex linebacker Kenyatta Wright’s son, Solomon 6’ 285lb DL who has an offer from Oklahoma State!!
16. Wagoner 4A - The Bulldogs will be strong in 4A, da, tell me something new captain obvious!! Legendary Coach Dale Condict leads the 2020 team with Tulsa commit defensive end, Isaac Smith!!
17. Metro Christian 2A - A hidden gem in south Tulsa at the old Mason High School!! Great place to watch a Friday night game! Concessions are a good walk from the bleachers!!
18. Holland Hall 2A - Former Tulsa All-American offensive lineman Jerry Ostroski's son Owen returns to anchor a stout Dutch defense!

B in T Rumor Mill for New Murder Hornet Netflix Series in 2021:

Murder Hornets Hotel - Rob Zombie Producer! You can enter the no-tell hotel but you will never leave!!

Killer Bees vs Murder Hornet Zombies - This horror movie Produced is Tulsa’s own John Swab!! Starring Ron Perlman and the short dude on Game of Thrones as the Murder Hornet Zombie King!! Google it, I dare ya!

Murder Hummingbirds Return to Haunted Hill - Another John Swab film that will debut at the Circle Cinema!!

Giant Killer Mud Dauber Wasp - These foot-long killer wasps eat all the cattle in world!

FOS Bobbleheads:

Ballerina Competition is Not Affected by Coronavirus!

A local recital for my 3-year-old granddaughter Ana has spiked interest from local ballet scouts!! The Tulsa Ballet is scouting the youth for the next Shamira Shanatalinsky in two categories: CREATIVE MOVEMENT and CONTEMPORARY DANCE. Her recital performance was given a 9.78 with the Jenks and Bixby judges giving her a highly controversial 9 which is under protest by myself!! How can you not give this cutie a 10!!

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Sports Are Popping Up Like Dandelions in My Backyard!!

FOS/B in T

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FOS Notes ’bout Nuthin:

What the Frick is a ’Karen’?

’Karens’ are often described as annoyingly entitled, suburban women who would not hesitate to ask to speak to a manager if the salesperson at Anne Taylor refuses to take their return three months after the return date expired. Hahaha!! I am really glad to have married a ’Jami’!

Over/under - Number of ’Karens’ at a youth soccer game in south Tulsa?
All of them except one! Take the over!

Will the College Football Transfer Portal be Used for Teams Affected by the Coronavirus?

Ok, let’s say post Coronavirus college football starts in Mid September. Next, then 4 college team’s state that they will not play due to that state's Pandemic rules and regulations. The question is will all the players on those four schools be allowed to go into the Transfer Portal? The circumstances could be that those programs simply discontinued playing college football due to their current financial situation caused by Coronavirus. Or this could be mandated by the schools governing the state where the epidemics are still vibrant! I would say that in both of these instances all the football players should be able to enter the transfer portal if there current school’s program has been affected by the Coronavirus!

Sooner Football Recruiting Looking Up!

In the middle of May, the Sooner 2021 recruiting class rated 51st in the nation! Stay away from sharp objects Sooner fans cause your recruiting ship is docking at Sooner camp!!!!!😃😁😀😅🏈🏈🏈🏈 This year's class has a chance to be the best in the great Sooner football history!! Yes, I said it, so write it down Bill Hastens, Tulsa World!!! Four-star studs, Linebacker Clayton Smith and Wide Out Mario Williams from Plant City Florida have announced their school to play college ball is in Norman!! Also in Riley’s crosshairs is another Williams, Quarterback Caleb Williams, who has narrowed his choices to LSU, Maryland, and OU! Caleb is rated the number 2 player in the country!! Bryce Foster who is rated the top offensive lineman according to Rivals has narrowed his choices to OU and Texas A&M!! The problem here is his brother was a former offensive lineman at A&M. But never underestimate the college football Twitter and Tik Tok freak, sir Lincoln Riley of Norman!!

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FOS Projected 2020 Top 18 High School Football Teams in Oklahoma:

1. Bixby Spartans 6AII - Senior Quarterback Mason Williams has been a starter since Bixby had its first Green Corn Festival!! Corn fed beefy linemen at this school are grown like Bixby sod!!
2. Owasso Rams 6AI - loaded with talent and superb coaching!
3. Broken Arrow 6AI - coach David Alexander has a strong Junior class!!
4. Jenks 6AI - The Trojans are looking to get back powerful status in 6A I again!!
5. Muskogee 6AII - the Roughers always have speed but now they are talented as well!
6. Mustang 6AI - The Broncos have a senior-laden team and should be an almost contender!
7. Union 6AI - Coach Friedrich at Union has some college talent, especially in the defensive back area! With the construction of a new stadium called Jerry’s World North, some home games will be sacrificed this year to complete the giant high stadium!
8. Carl Albert 5A - The Titans are always good!!
9. Bishop McGinness 5A - Oklahoma City Catholic Private School powerhouse!
10. Lincoln Christian 3A - Coach Jerry Ricke must replace his son Chase but has a ton of sophomores to restock the shelves!
11. Booker T Washington 6AII. New Coach Jonathon Brown played is a BTW alum who played his college ball at Tennessee!! He played in the NFL and the NFL Europe!!
12. Piedmont 5A - The Wildcats seem to be on an upswing for the last two years!
13. Heritage Hall OKC 3A- The Cascia Hall of the west side but much better.
14. Bishop Kelley 5A - Coach Tapana has the size and enough speed to be very competitive in 5A!
15. Vian 2A - Vian will be led on defense by OSU ex linebacker Kenyatta Wright’s son, Solomon 6’ 285lb DL who has an offer from Oklahoma State!!
16. Wagoner 4A - The Bulldogs will be strong in 4A, da, tell me something new captain obvious!! Legendary Coach Dale Condict leads the 2020 team with Tulsa commit defensive end, Isaac Smith!!
17. Metro Christian 2A - A hidden gem in south Tulsa at the old Mason High School!! Great place to watch a Friday night game! Concessions are a good walk from the bleachers!!
18. Holland Hall 2A - Former Tulsa All-American offensive lineman Jerry Ostroski's son Owen returns to anchor a stout Dutch defense!

B in T Rumor Mill for New Murder Hornet Netflix Series in 2021:

Murder Hornets Hotel - Rob Zombie Producer! You can enter the no-tell hotel but you will never leave!!

Killer Bees vs Murder Hornet Zombies - This horror movie Produced is Tulsa’s own John Swab!! Starring Ron Perlman and the short dude on Game of Thrones as the Murder Hornet Zombie King!! Google it, I dare ya!

Murder Hummingbirds Return to Haunted Hill - Another John Swab film that will debut at the Circle Cinema!!

Giant Killer Mud Dauber Wasp - These foot-long killer wasps eat all the cattle in world!

FOS Bobbleheads:

Ballerina Competition is Not Affected by Coronavirus!

A local recital for my 3-year-old granddaughter Ana has spiked interest from local ballet scouts!! The Tulsa Ballet is scouting the youth for the next Shamira Shanatalinsky in two categories: CREATIVE MOVEMENT and CONTEMPORARY DANCE. Her recital performance was given a 9.78 with the Jenks and Bixby judges giving her a highly controversial 9 which is under protest by myself!! How can you not give this cutie a 10!!

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Words of Wisdom from the unwise one:
Never wrap your wife’s birthday gift in toilet paper as a Coronavirus prank. Trust me, do not!

Have a great, sport are almost back weekend!!

FOS/B in T

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Words of Wisdom from the unwise one:
Never wrap your wife’s birthday gift in toilet paper as a Coronavirus prank. Trust me, do not!

Have a great, Sports are almost back weekend!!

FOS/B in T

CURRENT POST FROM B IN T!

TU is Tenth in the nation in Tailgate parties! According to a recent Girls Gone Wild poll!!

10 Tulsa - yes ranking 10th in college tailgates- most puking per student per capita at tailgate parties!!
The tailgates at TU, in my younger years, were very memorable if I could only remember!! Hehehehehehehe!
Looking forward to tailgating at the TU Commons (the U)

Eleven Old TU Lambda Chi Farts at Breakfast!

When going to the Pain Treatment Doctor, be sure to take your remote to pay for the steroid injection!! I left my phone with my credit card at home!! Geeesh! Wow, God, I have hit senility, no shat!!

Notice the top of the remote was chewed on by new puppy Kodak!!

At times, I will keep track of the Tulsa University signees and offers for football. Not the most exciting thing to do even if you are classified as a sports nerd!! One of the players Tulsa offered was also given an offer from Madonna University!! How in the HE🏒🏒 do you recruit against THAT!! Also this a Roman Catholic, NAIA Division III school and how do you compete against THAT!!

Notable 2022 Graduation Rates for FBS Schools:

1.Notre Dame 97% Brainiacs!! Even the jocks!
11.Boston College 92% Doug Flutie still has the highest GPA of any Heisman Winner! So he says!
19.Georgia 86% - also, has a really good college football team!

30.TexasA&M 83% very smart, orderly, and detailed oriented student body to make up for other areas of A&M that may not emphasize academics quite so much!! Speaking of which, can Jimbo Fisher sound any more hillbillyish???
35.Texas 82% Really?..Really?
53.Iowa State 74% biggest shock in the rankings: the Clones were rated higher than the Golden Hurricane scholars!
60.Tulsa 72% Tulsa is smart with great-looking students AND ALUMS too!
80.Arkansas 60% middle of the pack, 6th in the SEC
83.OU 65% virtually tied with former in-state rivalry Ok State
84.Ok State 64% with OU and Texas leaving the Big 12, the Cowboys will vault up two positions in the league!
88.Kansas State 63-I have a great friend that single-handedly lowered the KState overall GPA by 1\2 % over his 7-year undergraduate tenure!! Colon?
96.Houston 61% I ponder daily why this team is in the Big 12! Academically and football!
133.Liberty 36% DEAD LAST. I always thought this was an Evangelical college in Tulsa, anywho they most definitely need more study hours at the library!

MLB

Cardinals:
Cards Still suck, and l no longer care till family road trip to game on July 16, and they better-fudging win!

Flycatchers:
Possible road trip to Blackwell on the 8th of July to see family and the Flycatchers!

Cubs:
Still suck, but not as bad as the Cardinals!

Astros:
Astros and the ORU Golden Eagles are the only baseball teams I claim currently!

Brewers:
Still leading the NL Cental with a sub-.500 record!

Rangers:
My Uncle Thurston is very happy with this hot Texas club!!

Royals:
Still have a much worser record than the Cardinals but are gettin’ much closer!

Have a great sports week!

Bryan in Tulsa

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