Chef Reactions

Late night tv is just not the same. Where are the soft rock CD compilations? Where is Chef Tony and his knives where he swept things he just chopped into a hole in a butcher block? JOEY GRECO GETTING STABBED ON A BOAT?!?!

We used to have CULTURE.

Facebook is my main source of income. I’ve never made a penny from BILLIONS of views on TikTok (I do duets - not monetized). Im not exactly “brand friendly” (it’s been well over a year since I’ve done anything paid with nothing on the horizon). Might be because I say f**k a lot 🤷‍♂️

I turn down all kinds of s**t because they’re s**tty companies run by worse people. I’ve fired multiple agents who tried to get me to do s**t I don’t want to do or be someone I’m not. I’m not an “influencer”.

I’m not rich, but I’ve got the free time to be with my family and that actually makes me super wealthy in ways I could have never imagined. Grandma would have for sure died already if I wasn’t around with all the tumbles she’s taken that I was home to literally CATCH her.

This is all a long winded way of saying that I owe EVERYTHING to you (reading this).

Rant over. Thank you.

One of the best parts of being a caregiver for a 92 year old is when she falls the day before (she’s fine I caught her AGAIN) then wakes up the next morning and she tries to change a f**king lightbulb while you’re in the shower. Good times.