JUbalde

Are you Ready 2 Rumble!!
A man has to have hobbies to keep sane!

How I deal with car shops is the same way I am dealing with the hospital and doctors right now. 😂
#996

As the saying goes: Give a man a fish, he will be happy for 1 day. Teach a man to fish, he will be happy for the rest of his life…
These will end up being on the endangered species list in less than a month with me.

When you finally take your side chick to your neighborhood, watch out for large distractions.

I looked away for ONE second!

Your text, snack, or playlist can wait. The road can’t.

Drive safe. The best trip is the one where everyone gets home.

I have been dreaming of this moment since I was 10 years old. It’s all planned and and I know where to get all the parts in AutoZone

Your dog didn’t wake up thinking,

“I hope my human tries that TikTok life hack on me today.”

Your pet isn’t a science experiment, a DIY project, or your content creator side quest. They trust you enough to eat mystery treats off the floor… don’t reward that trust by copying the latest “pet hack” from someone with a ring light.

One day, they’ll steal their last sock, bark for the last mailman, or demand their final midnight snack.

Make those memories count—not your vet bill.

Your pet isn’t a glow stick.

Trying to “crack” your dog’s or cat’s back because you saw it online can do more harm than good. Unlike humans, pets can’t tell you if something feels wrong—and a bad twist can make an injury much worse.

If your furry friend seems stiff or uncomfortable, let a veterinarian figure out what’s actually going on.

Leave the chiropractic videos to the internet.

Your pet already has enough reasons to judge you.

some parasites really wake up and choose violence 💀 one tiny hitchhiker and suddenly you’re sprinting to the bathroom like it’s the olympics. wash your hands, drink clean water, and don’t let giardia ruin your week. 🚽😂