Kid Clubhouse

Come to the Clubhouse today, the Evergreen Band will be playing from 9:30am-8pm all day!!!!*

We recently won the highly coveted Best Playground in the Universe Award* so come check us out today.

You will have a great time!!!!*

It will be so calm and relaxing and your kids won’t bother you at all!!*

We are serving fruit cups all day as well*

it would be weird if you DIDN’T come to the Clubhouse today.

*jk

It's hot.

We are open til 8pm if you need a place to escape the heat.

(no actual children were harmed by heat exhaustion in the taking of this photograph - these are just fake stick figure children)

You ever have one of those “why in the world did I dream about that???” dreams?

For me last night: Taylor Swift contacted the Clubhouse to book her wedding with us (obviously). We had to sign a lengthy NDA (so even if this was real and not a dream, we wouldn’t be able to tell you).

The date finally arrived and when I pulled up to the clubhouse to begin getting ready for the event, I noticed the grass out front was very tall (which is interesting since we don’t have grass out front… we have a parking lot). I immediately got my push mower out and started to mow but got distracted and went inside for a minute.

Came back outside to discover SOMEONE STOLE OUR PUSH MOWER. Who would do such a thing?

People started leaving us bad reviews saying how we couldn’t even make sure the Clubhouse looked good for Taylor’s wedding.

Not sure we will ever be able to recover from this.

Taylor Swift - I’m sorry we let you down. Please give us another chance?

Lawn Mower Thief - please give it back.

My Brain - let’s not do that again, ok?

Fruit Cup Lady - we were going to serve fruit cups during the reception.

Marketing for an indoor playground is hard when you can’t just post photos of kids having fun at the clubhouse but you want to show everyone how much fun it is.

This is the best we can do.

Roy is smart.

Roy knows what’s up.

Roy speaks the truth.

Be like Roy.

(not) HAPPY 6-7 DAY 😑

Please use special promo code "6-7" at the front desk today (June 7) at either Kid Clubhouse location to receive one of the following randomly assigned special offers:

• Pay an extra $67 on admission (less than 5x our regular price!)
• Have 67 fruit cups thrown at you (passive aggressively)
• Be forced to run 67 laps around the playground (a slight electrical stimulus may be used for "motivational purposes" if you start getting lapped by toddlers)

We don't make the rules.

Ok actually... we do. And this is one of them. 🥰

Looks like an excellent time to purchase a Kid Clubhouse Summer Membership… just sayin 😏

➡️ www.kidclubhouse.com/memberships

Hello.

My name is Intern 33 and I am here today to educate you about the Summer Memberships we offer at our two (2) Kid Clubhouse locations.

Our Summer Memberships permit eligible purchasers to visit both Kid Clubhouse locations during the summer membership period, which is scheduled from now through the last day of August (the 31st day of the month), subject to applicable rules, posted hours, and normal business operating conditions.

Families who anticipate multiple visits may wish to review the membership option and determine whether it is appropriate for their needs. If you would like to see a spreadsheet to help you calculate whether or not the membership is a great option for you, please email me at [email protected] and I will respond to you right away (even on a Friday night because I have no life).

Thank you for reading this informational post so you can be informed about the information. We thank you for your patronage at Kid Clubhouse and look forward to serving you in a professional manner.

~Intern 33

Pro Tip: We have a field trip at our Springboro location from 11am-1:30pm today. If you’re looking for a less-crowded experience come before or after that!

Orrrr… just purchase a KID CLUBHOUSE SUMMER MEMBERSHIP AND COME WHENEVER U WANT TO ALLLLLL SUMMERRRRR!!!! 🤩🤩🤩

➡️ www.kidclubhouse.com/memberships

If you haven’t purchased your Summer Membership yet… there’s still time to not make the biggest parenting mistake ever 😅

www.kidclubhouse.com/memberships