Cupcake Reacharound

Want to hear some selected tracks from Cupcake Reacharound's Yahweh or the Highway? Well, you're in luck! Check out this link to our SoundCloud page to engage your ear holes with a little something out of the ordinary! Your past lives will thank you!

Cupcake Reacharound

Recently spotted in the wild. Get your copy of Cupcake Reacharound's "Yahweh or the Highway" today before they're gone forever! Visit cupcakereacharound.com for all the deets! And while you're at it, share this post, because it'll make you feel all warm inside!

Cupcake Reacharound Unleash the Power of the REACHAROUND Prepare to have your auditory senses obliterated by the Cupcake Reacharound experience! This isn't your run-of-the-mill listening session — it's a relentless cascade of sound that smashes through silence with the force of a thunderclap. Every beat punches throu...

Todd's old musical project pre-Reacharound is also experiencing an er****on, er... Resurrection, rather by jumping on the vinyl bandwagon too! Check out this test pressing for the Connie Lingus 7-inch EP "Full Custom Off-Road" on sweet-ass splatter vinyl! Find out more by visiting LingusLand.com

7-inch singles not big enough for ya? Well, then Cupcake Reacharound has a real treat for you—12 inches of pure, unadulterated 3-song fury pressed on black gold vinyl! This isn’t your average spin; it’s a heavyweight hit packed with enough power and punch to destroy everything in its path. This baby is pressed in jolly olde England, and features 2 album tracks, plus 1 non-album track - the blisteringly subversive "Presto Manifesto", guaranteed to melt your face with a mere single listen! Get your copy at cupcakereacharound.com today, because when it comes to vinyl, bigger means better, and this beast is proof. Get ready to own the groove that refuses to be contained!

What's that you say? You want Cupcake Reacharound merch? Well, what a coincidence! We've got some t-shirts for that sexy torso of yours coming soon! Previews for your eyeballs are depicted below!

CupcakeReacharound.com has been resurrected! Now all you need to do to order the new record is click on the easy-to-remember link, yo!

So you know that 10-inch VINYL record I mentioned? As stated before, it is REAL! And here's the proof! Well, technically the pic is a mockup, but cut me some slack, OK? You can order your copy at this not-so-easy-to-remember link: https://instantvinyl.co/product/cupcake-reacharound-yahweh-or-the-highway

And feel free to share this with all your friends and enemies, because they'll love it! Tell 'em The Cupcake sent ya!

13 year-old music on new vinyl coming soon! This is not a hoax, not a prank, and not a hallucination! The 8-song, 10-inch vinyl album, "Yahweh, Or The Highway", will be coming at you sooner than you think!

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The more you know...

Way back in 2012 Cupcake Reacharound did a series of secret recordings. After 13 years those recordings are going to be pressed on vinyl and see the light of day at long last. Stay tuned!