Average Size Wieners

🌭🚨 SATURDAY BREAKING NEWS 🚨🌭

Experts are warning Spring Hill residents that Saturday is officially the most dangerous day of the week.

You tell yourself you’re just going to Rural King for one thing…

Then you smell the wieners. 👃🌭

Next thing you know:
🌭 One dog
🌭 Then another
🥤 “Might as well get a drink.”
😂 “Well… guess we’re doing this.”

Stay safe out there, Spring Hill. 😂

📍 Average Size Wieners
Rural King – Spring Hill
2468 Commercial Way, Spring Hill, FL 34606

Come hungry. Leave happy. Regret nothing. 🌭

🌭🚨 NEW MENU ITEM: THE ERIC BAKER SPECIAL 🚨🌭

After receiving an official notice that Eric Baker has decided to dedicate ALL of his time and effort to helping us “run our business into the ground”…

We figured the least we could do is put him on the menu. 😂

🌭 THE ERIC BAKER MEAL — $6.50

🌭 1 Average Size Wiener
🍟 Chips
🥤 A drink
📢 Unlimited complaining
☝️ Two complimentary middle fingers, courtesy of Eric himself

BONUS: Every purchase comes with the satisfaction of knowing you’re not spending your evening arguing with a hot dog stand on Facebook. 😂

📍 Average Size Wieners
Rural King – Spring Hill
2468 Commercial Way, Spring Hill, FL 34606

Come get yours before Eric manages to single-handedly shut us down. 😂🌭

Eric, buddy… we appreciate the free advertising. ❤️😂

🌭 BREAKING NEWS 🌭

We regret to announce that our $6.50 hot dog has caused a major community controversy.

One man has compared us to Circle K, questioned our pricing, questioned our food, received a joke in return…

…and apparently declared war. 😂

He has now announced plans to post our comment on his wall and personally distribute it to his Facebook contacts.

Sir… it’s a hot dog. 🌭😂

We promise to keep serving them while the investigation continues.

Thank you to everyone who has supported our little business, shared our posts, and—most importantly—understands that you can disagree about a hot dog without needing a congressional hearing.

2468 Commercial Way, Spring Hill, FL 34606

🌭❤️ Come grab one and judge for yourself.

P.S. Eric, if you’re reading this… please save some of that energy for the mustard. 😂

🌭🚨 IMPORTANT HOT DOG RESEARCH 🚨🌭

Our highly questionable scientists have made another discovery…

Nobody ever goes to Rural King for “just one hot dog.”

They say they’re getting one.

Then they smell the Dirty Water Style dogs.

Suddenly it’s:
🌭 “Give me another one.”
🌭 “Actually, make that two.”
🌭 “Throw some chips on there too.”

We’re not saying hot dogs are addictive…

We’re just saying the evidence is getting harder to ignore. 😂

Come participate in today’s completely unofficial research project at:

📍 Rural King
2468 Commercial Way
Spring Hill, FL 34606

🌭 Dirty Water Style Steamed Hot Dogs
🔥 Fresh off the cart
😋 Come hungry

Help us collect some data:

What’s the maximum number of hot dogs a person can eat in one visit?

We’re looking for volunteers.
There are no wrong answers.
There are only people who need another hot dog. 😂🌭

🏁🔥 LIGHTNING McQUEEN & THE SPONGEBOB CAMARO ARE COMING TO SPRING HILL! 🔥🏁

Come check out Lightning McQueen AND the SpongeBob Camaro at the Hot Dog Stand at Rural King! 🏎️💨🍍

🌭 Hot Dog Meal — $6.50
Hot dog + chips + drink

🌭 Sausage Meal — $7.50
Sausage + chips + drink

📍 2468 Commercial Way, Spring Hill, FL 34606

Bring the whole family, grab some food, check out the cars, and snap some pictures! 📸🔥

Ka-Chow! ⚡🏎️

🇺🇸🌭 HAPPY LABOR DAY, YOU HARD-WORKING WIENER LOVERS! 🌭🇺🇸

You worked all week… you deserve some meat on a bun. 😂

Today we honor the American worker the best way we know how: by putting a hot wiener in your hand and telling you to take the day off. 😏🇺🇸

🔥 HOT DOGS
🔥 SMOKED SAUSAGE
🥤 ICE-COLD DRINKS

📍 Rural King Parking Lot
2468 Commercial Way, Spring Hill, FL 34606

Come celebrate Labor Day with us! Because if you’re gonna work hard, you might as well eat harder. 🌭💀

AVERAGE SIZE WIENERS
Proudly serving the American worker one wiener at a time. 🇺🇸🌭

☀️🌭 SUNDAY FUNDAY… TIME TO GET YOUR WIENER! 🌭☀️

Sunday is for relaxing, recovering from Saturday’s bad decisions, and making another questionable decision… LUNCH AT AVERAGE SIZE WIENERS. 😂

We’ve got the grill hot, the buns ready, and the wieners behaving… mostly. 😏

🌭 HOT DOGS
🔥 SMOKED SAUSAGE
🥤 COLD DRINKS

📍 Rural King Parking Lot
2468 Commercial Way, Spring Hill, FL 34606

Come see us before your Sunday nap wins the fight. 😂

AVERAGE SIZE WIENERS
Because every Sunday deserves a little meat. 🌭💀

☀️🌭 SATURDAY HAS ARRIVED… AND SO HAVE THE WIENERS! 🌭☀️

It’s Saturday, which means you’ve survived another week of work, bills, traffic, and people who drive 12 MPH under the speed limit. 😤😂

You’ve earned yourself a hot, juicy, average-sized reward. 😏

🌭 HOT DOGS
🔥 SMOKED SAUSAGE
🥤 ICE-COLD DRINKS

📍 Rural King Parking Lot
2468 Commercial Way, Spring Hill, FL 34606

Come grab lunch before your significant other starts asking what you’re “doing with your day.” 😂

AVERAGE SIZE WIENERS
Making Saturdays a little meatier since forever. 🌭💀

☀️🌭 SUN’S OUT… WIENERS OUT! 🌭☀️

You know the rules. The Florida sun is blazing, so naturally we pulled our wieners out. 😏😂

Come cool off with a cold drink and put one of our Average Size Wieners in your hands. 🌭🥤

🔥 Hot Dogs
🔥 Smoked Sausage
🥤 Cold Drinks

📍 Rural King Parking Lot
2468 Commercial Way, Spring Hill, FL 34606

AVERAGE SIZE WIENERS
Because apparently size isn’t everything… but lunch definitely is. 💀🌭

🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨🚨

THE WIENERS HAVE RETURNED. 🌭

Sorry we went MIA… we got lost somewhere between the buns. 😂

After a completely unnecessary investigation into the disappearance of our wieners, we can officially confirm:

AVERAGE SIZE WIENERS IS BACK IN ACTION! 💀🌭

📍 WE’RE SET UP AT RURAL KING
2468 Commercial Way, Spring Hill, FL 34606

Come find us in the Rural King parking lot and get your hands on some questionable-looking but absolutely delicious wieners. 🤣

🌭 HOT DOGS
🔥 SMOKED SAUSAGE
🥤 COLD DRINKS

We’re back. We’re hungry. The buns are warmed up. The wieners are ready.

And yes… they’re still average. 😏

Come get yours before the wieners disappear again. 😂

AVERAGE SIZE WIENERS
Not the biggest. Just big enough to get the job done. 🌭💀