Inappropriate Use of Lasers

I have these fun little "No Soliciting" signs in my shop. They're available in a couple of different sizes and styles, with the default being this one. The listing says clearly that it's 3-inches wide and tall.

I've had two different people leave less than 5-star reviews on it because they expected it to be much larger. There's even a picture of it next to a doorbell button, and it's like as tall as the button.

I only managed to hold back so long -- this one got a review reply:
"The dimensions of the item are very clearly stated in the listing. If you think that 3 inches is going to be big, you're in for a lifetime of disappointments."

NO SOLICITING Sign. Kindly F**k Off - Etsy This Signs item by InappropriateLasers has 190 favorites from Etsy shoppers. Ships from Silver Spring, MD. Listed on Apr 17, 2025

These earrings will be on my Etsy in the next few days. I hate those little o rings. 😆

This is more my speed.

Made some little Easter egg bunny holders!

Leaf it to me to engrave almost anything.

Making some valentine items today!

I've been playing around with these negative space art pieces. They're fun to make. But, they really only look cool when I use them to cast a shadow.

I am still working on getting good colour on the wood... this one is a little smudgy and soft. Unfortunately, I won't be able to offer these for this Holiday, as I'm just not going to get there in time, but ... these are still kind of cool.

If you're interested in a "rough draft," drop me a note. :)

Also, some day, I'm going to learn to paint without getting any on my fingers. Some day, but today is not that day!

Halloween earrings.

One of the feedback we got on these signs is that they're small. There's a new, larger version in the shop! I also added several customizations for finish. My favourite is still a basic oil finish.

NO SOLICITING Sign. NEW Larger Size. Kindly F**k Off. - Etsy This Signs item is sold by InappropriateLasers. Ships from Silver Spring, MD. Listed on Jul 21, 2024