Retired Wonder Woman

I’ll let you know when it’s time, sweetheart. Heaven can wait (until the liquor stores open again).

Happy Easter, Wonzees!

This page sure has been lovin’ on me. Give them a follow!

Our friend Retired Wonder Woman

She needs the cash!

Had a WONDERful time at this past weekend’s Philadelphia Area Gaming Expo as part of Team BLACKMAN! Even managed to sell a couple of Retired Wonder Woman t-shirts, the proceeds of which will go towards paying off my bingo debt. Those church ladies do NOT mess around!

Reach out to book either or both of us if you want to add some color and levity to your next event. Belly laughs GUARANTEED!

Keep sharing, Wonzees! Let’s make this post go BACTERIAL!

Retired Wonder Woman Will only spin for cash! No one does it for free these days!

OMG, fresh f’art (fan art)! Not sure who this “Donna Renae” character is but that’s definitely me looking FIERCE (and slightly gassy) in comic book form!

Shout out to comedian/magician/author RICK SAPHIRE who also happens to be the half-brother of my idol JERRY LEWIS and recently came out with a book about Jerry. It’s called “The REAL Jerry Lewis Story” and it’s a great read! Available through Amazon in hardcover, paperback, Kindle or audiobook form.

Ok, enough collab, time for a nap. And some Gas-X. Thanks, Rick!

Happy New Year, Wonzees!

Granted, 2026 isn’t exactly off to a great start but I PROMISE to make it better if you come see me at the Philadelphia Area Gaming Expo Saturday, January 17, 2026 in Oaks, PA!

I’ll be tag-teaming it with BLACKMAN, a very funny guy fighting for truth, justice and low-interest payday loans.

And just in case you’re curious, my favorite games are SLOTS and CRAPS…words that also happen to be verbs. At least in my world.

Anyway, hope to see you on Saturday!

Oops, looks like I started the party too early again. Oh well, at least a ball won't be the ONLY thing dropping tonight!

Happy new year, Wonzees!

#2026

I don't think Santa was on my roof for more than ten or fifteen seconds before he came down the chimney. I hadn't even brought out my cookies yet! Dude should SERIOUSLY consider emptying his sack more than once a year.

Happy holidays, Wonzees!

Enough! I have HAD IT with these mother effin’ SNAKES in these mother effin’ TROUSERS!

Philly-area Wonzees! Come see BLACKMAN and me at The Philadelphia Area Gaming Expo in Oaks, PA on Saturday, January 17, 2026!

If you haven't seen Blackman, he's all about fighting stereotypes with his spontaneous humor and infectious laugh. And if you haven't seen ME that's probably because you don't know where to look (I suggest the nearest bar, red light district or bingo hall).

Anyway, we'll be posing for photos, selling some merch and ducking our landlords for ONE DAY ONLY, Saturday, January 17th at the Greater Philadelphia Expo Center, Oaks, PA.

See you there!