Snack To The Future

Thanks everyone for shopping so eagerly 🛒

It's always a pleasure to see people sampling ghost nuggets and checking out bargains (in between phasing out of existence that is)

https://snacktothefuture.bandcamp.com/album/synth-n-save-evermart-the-taste-of-the-future-today

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https://snacktothefuture.bandcamp.com/album/synth-n-save-evermart-the-taste-of-the-future-today

Are YOU a fan of Food? Music? Shopping? Abandoned 80s Malls? Obscure lore videos and creepy pasta on YouTube?! If you answered yes to any of these questions, then on my travels, I may have found a very tasty proposition...

In downtown Seattle, I felt a bit peckish, and following my nose, ended up stood by the rundown remains of the old shopping mall. Oddly, the sweet, delicious, faintly warm aroma wafting my way seemed to emenate from within.

Nestled in a sun-baked corner of your local city is the decaying, rundown remains of Mall-A-Palooza, one of many in the chain of once-bustling malls which were buzzing in the 80s, but have since been left abandoned having lost the fight against rust and time. Due to some shady business practices and, erm... 'accidents', these places are a shell of their former selves, including the similarly-fated 'EverMart' supermarket and whole foods specialists.

Due to an unfortunate incident involving a trainee manager, free samples, an expired coupon and some peculiar mention of some form of 'gypsy curse'- according to local legend, at least - the supermarket has gradually become Nebulous.... Ethereal... Maybe even fading in and out of existence, haunted by ghosts of elderly regulars or maybe even expired foods themselves!

So... Hankering for a blast from the past, time travel and maybe even a bit of a bargain, you ease yourself under the broken shutters and begin your exploration of the No #1 name in scarily good food synth!

EVERMART - Synth & SAVE with Evermart. Where Groceries Groove and Ghosts Approve!

This lore document features no AI in its recipe.

1. Mall-A-Pallooza Grand Re-Reopening!
2. Faded Snack Packets, Crinkled And Covered In Dust
3. Boutiques, Bargains And Baskets
4. The Shopping Cart Squeaks
5. Hungry For Hunks Of Nebulous Ghost Meat (Courtesy Of Liminal's Choice Transient Foods)
6. Eternal Employee Of The Month
7. Free Samples Were Trampled
8. Snack To The Future