Andrew Sleighter

New Patriots beat reporter

Thank you to Mike Vrabel and Dianna Russini for upping my wife’s NFL Draft interest one million percent.

The pitch for AI is like, “What if we had the threat of nuclear anihalation, you get replaced at work, your electric bill goes through the roof, you get crappy customer service everywhere AND all art sucks?”

Today’s a great day to sign up for my email list! See me wearing great shirts doing great shows in a city near you.

See you at Laughs Comedy Club in Seattle May 15/16 and earn yourself some sweet, sweet points.

“Welcome to the first annual People Pleasing Olympics! We go live to our first event, Longest Window Seat P*e Hold.”

Hey Disney, how are you gonna show my kid ads for Disneyland when you know I have the cheap version of Disneyplus? The ads should be for Facebook Marketplace and the library.