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Mars and Pluto are conjunct in Aquarius and it might get weird this week **t

Over here Gallery ringing my bell, reading tarot and other cranky witch s**t

I'm here till 7 come on down

Madame Marisi and The Cranky Astrologer in the flesh at for lunar readings today only

Uranus is about to make sure this new moon f***s with as much as possible, so clean your house and back up your files for real



Horoscopes for the Aquarius new moon tomorrow are live on alectochaos.com

Waning Moon in Scorpio = release/cut/banish

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This week's spread devised with custom screen print

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Leo Full Moooooooon!

Get your horoscope for this lunar cycle at alectochaos.com which will now feature more of my awesome cats and you are fu***ng welcome ♌️🌕

Pluto in Aquarius is already being a little s**t - he's opposing the full moon this Thursday and is going to be very extra showing us things we don't want to see, but that we NEED to see

Later Capricorns - we'll see you freaks next year

Capricorn New Moooooon!

Get your January Horoscopes at alectochaos.com right meow and channel your inner goat. And yes, I HAVE been playing my kid's Nintendo Switch to improve my mental health - 10/10 recommend it

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OOOH get a new year crystal tarot reading with me tomorrow at Ghost Gallery from 12 - 3 and look at the pretty rocks or email info@alectochaos to book

Saying goodbye to Sagittarius with fashion and rose tea