Distasteful Sediments

yourself or for Gammy around the holidays? Choose from a long list of our original insults, witty rejoinders, disparaging remarks, and life affirming affronts which will then be adorably painted to order! Even saltier than us? We offer custom-made messages as well! Each purchaser will receive a picture of the final product before it gets dropped in the mail to ruin someone's life (or day, at least). Think of the sheer confusion and shame when your vile coworker opens up an unsuspecting package only to find a fanciful, painted paper weight with "Mark-Ass Trick" delicately scrolled across. Oh, the possibilities are endless...

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