Unfortunate Cookies

They're Vegan! They're Sour! They're Skulls!!! Introducing our first ever Unfortunate Gummy: Vegan Sour Skulls 💀💀💀

Not only are these gummies 100% animal-, gluten-, and GMO-free, they're also made with real skulls*!

Now, you too can ascend to the astral plane and live forever.

Pre-order your skull bags for July delivery today on our website! https://unfortunatecookies.org/shop/vegan-sour-skulls-gummies/

*Not actually made with real skulls

Our team had a tremendous time at the Sweets & Snacks Expo last week in Vegas. We took great pleasure in sharing our horrible fortunes with people from around the world. We may just have to come back next year to ruin more lives.

Please go away.

We’re thrilled to be heading to fabulous Las Vegas for the 2026 Sweets & Snacks Expo this week, May 19-21!

Come find us on Start-Up Street at Booth #5558. Grab a free Unfortunate Cookie and come to terms with your inadequacies once and for all.

We’re also debuting a brand-new product that has a high risk of blowing your mind. 💀

Our next Unfortunate Peace Prize recipient is our dear friend Seph!

Seph has taken on any task that our small company has thrown at him. Whether it's representing Unfortunate Brands at trade shows or assembling shippers, Seph brings peace to ever situation he's a part of.

Thank you, Seph. We're lucky to know you. You are a shining example of peace on earth.

We are thrilled to announce the inaugural recipient of our annual Unfortunate Peace Prize! A huge congratulations to Naima from RAYGUNshirts . 🕊☮🕊

Naima has been a steadfast supporter of Unfortunate Cookies from the very beginning. She understood our miserable concept right away, making RAYGUN one of the very first stores to carry us and ushering in an ongoing era of retail partnership in Chicago and the greater Midwest universe.

Congratulations, Naima, and thank you for bringing peace to the world! ✌

Thanks to Crown Pacific Fine Foods for hosting us at their Specialty Food Expo in Seattle this week. We had an awfully good time laughing at unfortunes with the other vendors and attendees. It was so nice to meet many of our customers in person.

Next up is the Sweets & Snacks Expo in Las Vegas on May 19-21. Rumor has it that we'll be debuting a new product. 💀

Hey Seattle, we’ll be at Northwest Specialty Food Expo today, from 9:30 AM - 4:30 PM! Be sure to stop by and say hi! It will be a dreadful time ;-)

From skyline to checkout line… 🛒

No more tears. Just consequences.