Sharkeologist

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Rock band. With Teeth. NEXT SHOWS:
7/9 EASY STREET IN-STORE
7/25 BITE OF SEATTLE
8/16 UFO FEST (BURIEN)
🎸 -🎤 -✍🏼-🦈

05/16/2026

🎟️TICKET GIVEAWAY🎟️
y’all we have really been feeling the love as people let us know. They’re excited for our new EP “TAXIDERMY is FOREVER”… just means so much that our community is behind us, really can’t explain how much that touches our little shriveled hearts🥹🥹🥹🥹
Here is our way of saying THANK YOU:

Be among the first to comment on this video and we gonna send you a BIG BEAUTIFUL fuh-REE TICKET to our 5/28 Album Release & Morbid Market at w and !
We are so damned excited about what this night is becoming… Stay tuned for a fun and MACABRE announcement about the show tomorrow… Free ticket is going to be a spooky steal for ya!🦴💀👀
W ❤️,

05/15/2026

WTF? WHY DIDN’T ANYONE TELL US????
Who knew that remixed your music at 20000x speed? We have no idea how or why this happened, but last night the TIDAL app was making our music sound like on SPEED. Crazy part is we actually like these “remixes” better!
Has this happened to anyone else? Any technologists know WHY this is happening?!

05/14/2026

GET TO KNOW AND , who will honor us with their presence at our “TAXIDERMY is FOREVER” album release extravaganza!
AH: killer three piece with a huge sound and a drummer who sings. Also has better hair than Phil Collins (see attached vid)
MTB: rare example of a Seattle band that rocks and grooves, synths and guitars. Please play “carousel” at the show, yeah (again, see attached).
Really humble to share the stage with such awesome bands and introduce them to shark world. See you 5/28 ! Ticket link in bio!

SHARKEOLOGIST drag Ginuwine's 'Pony' into the shadows on their heavy new rework | Return of Rock 05/09/2026

Hey thanks to ReturnOfRock for the kind words about PONAAYYYYY
https://returnofrock.com/sharkeologist-drag-ginuwines-pony-into-the-shadows-on-their-heavy-new-rework/?unapproved=2225&moderation-hash=ca21c88a92e4bd194e79ffa22f2dcdfe #

SHARKEOLOGIST drag Ginuwine's 'Pony' into the shadows on their heavy new rework | Return of Rock Share via: 0 Shares 0 More Seattle outfit SHARKEOLOGIST have unveiled a dark and riff-loaded reimagining of ‘Pony’, transforming the

Photos from Sharkeologist's post 05/08/2026

Y’all APPRECIATE 👏🏼 THE 👏🏼 WORK of who designed our upcoming EP 🥹 Our friend has it done himself this time. Thank you, brother for bringing a dark and weird vision to life. Compliment the music perfectly.
Come copy it on vinyl AND tape 5/28 our release show… and stay tuned for a super weird and exciting announcement about it… Don’t wanna spoil it… But…🦈🩻🦷🤑💸

Photos from Sharkeologist's post 05/07/2026

PRESAVE NOW! Friends - our upcoming EP “TAXIDERMY is FOREVER” on all the streaming platforms now. It features are covers of “Pony” and “Aneurysm,” some of the best and wildest recorded work we’ve ever done. Link in bio and…
SEE YOU AT OUR ALBUM RELEASE AT on 5/28!
Also plz enjoy and mowing their respective lawns.

05/05/2026

❤️ Here are our favorite moments from our music video for pony. We hope and all the are proud of us. 🎠🏇🎠🏇
OUT ON YOUTUBE NOW! Link in Bio!📺
Aquí están nuestros momentos favoritos de nuestro video musical de «Pony». Esperamos que esté orgulloso de nosotros. ( estas aprendiendo espanol. his Spanish teacher is making him post in Spanish every so often to work on the skills. If he sucks, tell him!)

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