Señor Paulsen

If you love Señor Paulsen (I know I do), then please consider making a cash donation at the SRHS front desk to help him and his wife, left homeless after the Valley Fire.

"The doctor told a friend of mine that he had only six months to live. My friend laughed so hard, and the doctor asked why. He said 'Oh, I thought I was immortal.' Hahahaha!"

"When I tried to go to college, kids, I talk to the college officer and he say, 'There are no Latinos in college!' And you know what I tell him? Well, I cannot tell you... ah, but I can tell you kids! I tell him 'F**k you!' and I go to college."

"Three days later I saw him, and I saw that he had done it. And his face was [makes happy face] all like this! And I said to myself, what the hell, am I a wise man? F**k no!"

"Hello pee-wees! I am testing out the computers of you young people, so press attention kids!"

The frog in action. Thanks to Jon Peck for photo.