Stephan Pastis

Just signed a bunch more of the latest Pearls book, Pearls Gets Plastered, and drew a character in each of them. To get one, call Copperfields Books at 707-762-0563. And make sure to tell them how cool I am (but don’t tell them I told you to say that part).

Start your holiday shopping early! Just signed and drew a character in a bunch of the newest book, Pearls Gets Plastered, as well as Pearls calendars, and other books. To get one, just call 707-762-0563. But call soon, as these tend to go quickly.

I’m getting a whole bunch of messages from all of you that say what you see below. So if you’re getting those from me, just know it’s Facebook generating them.

Thank you for the great Send-People-To-Hell suggestions. Why, here’s one now…