Stand Out Comic

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"I think with challenge comes a little more fun."
Happy Birthday, Jason Alexander!

"I'm a nut, but not just a nut."
Happy Birthday, Bill Murray!

"Being polite and grateful will make people more inclined to help you. And if people are willing to help you, you may accidentally get something you want."
Happy Birthday, Jason Sudeikis!

"Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it."
Happy Birthday, Adam Sandler!

"Anesthesia is quite remarkable. It's lost time. And you wake up kind of refreshed."
Happy Birthday, Michael Keaton!

"I have no idea where my pathetic nature comes from. If I thought about it too long, it would depress me."
Happy Birthday, Steve Carell!

Do what makes you happy. And when it doesn't make you happy anymore, make a change, without fear"
Happy Birthday, Debra Messing!

"A celebrity is any well-known TV or movie star who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair."
Happy Birthday, Steve Martin!

“Trying to be cool is the easiest path to mediocrity”
Happy Birthday, Terry Crews!

"I don't think of myself as a comedian, but as an artist, a scientist and chemist who just happens to be funny. I started doing stand-up to add another level to my game. I feel that I'm a young rookie with a veteran's skill."
Happy Birthday, Marlon Wayans!