Stolen Genius Productions

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I keep trying to set fire to the rain, but that bitch Adele didn't explain how much lighter fluid you go through. ( via twitter)

that the banana seat bike isn't in vogue anymore. As if America's ass is getting smaller....Who exactly are we trying to kid? ( via twitter)

I will wear you hair like a c**n skin cap

N**e colored leggings for women are nature's birth control. ....And now you know. ( via twitter)

"Thwarted tanning salon heist" should not be a novice criminal's only claim to fame. Seriously. Try harder. ( via twitter)

A 9 year old in China gave birth to a baby yesterday. There's no joke. Here's to being a grandma at 18. ( via twitter)

I feel bad for the person who did the voiceover work for the temple run guy. How do you put "lead grunter" as a legit item on your resume?

Tip #736: If you're ever at an organized crime meeting, asking "Where's the humus?" isn't as gangsta as you might originally think it is. ( via twitter)

Ah, spring, you are so close. Yet so very far away!

A video created by Stolen Genius Productions. http://youtu.be/LCrrAoRDXc0

Courtemanche Family Cook-Out 7/31/11 Video compiled and edited by me of the Courtemanche Family's annual cook-out. The music is by the superbly talented Leona Naess. The song is "Leave your boyf...

Do you or some one living you know have access to a casket? No really, this is a genuine request. We need a casket.