HotAssWood.com

Bundles, Firewood Sales, The Only Firewood Producer W/ A Consumer Affairs report. Before we begin we would like to introduce ourselves and tell you our story.

www.HotAssWood.com Firewood, USDA Kiln Dried, Camp Wood, Solar Kiln, Firewood Bags, Mulch, FirePits, Wood Heating Pellets Sales & Delivery, Fire Starters, Kindling, Tinder. Thank you for stopping by and giving us an opportunity to service your firewood needs. We have so much to offer and are excited to introduce our 2022/23 lineup of products! I met my husband while working a second job in a sma

ll Italian restaurant on a Sunday about 19 years ago. I was his waitress that evening just after finishing the day shift at Danbury Hospital, meanwhile Dmitry was a white-collar worker owning a very successful mortgage and real estate company in New Rochelle, New York. We were married in 2005 and gave birth to our first-born son in 2007, he was immediately followed in 2008 by our second born son. In 2006 we purchased an outdoor wood boiler to heat our home and our pool since oil prices were on the rise. Around that time the economy started to fall apart and so did the mortgage and real estate business; we quickly realized that we would need to do something else, with a strong loving marriage and having each other we knew this would not stop us. Several times we ordered wood from “wood guys” in the area and they either did not show up or their product was not what they promised it would be or they were no longer around. We thought why can’t we make firewood a good reliable business for customers to buy from. Dmitry went from being a full time white collar worker to a full time blue collar worker overnight. We started HotAssWood.com in our own back yard with just 2 guys and a log splitter. We started by palletizing the wood but the wood would be wet so we had to put our creativity to the test, that is when we introduced our 1st generation open top bags. Dmitry and the crew would split the wood and fill the bags to make a half a cord of wood. In 2015 the wood started to take over the house and we no longer had a yard or privacy. We had so many customers in and out of the house that we decided to officially find a commercial location. That is when we found the perfect location on Route 55 in Poughquag, NY. We opened there in November of 2015 and were quickly inspected by Dutchess County Weights and Measures. No one believed that our open top bags held a half a cord of wood. Four hours later and a lot stacking and measuring by Weights and Measures we received our certificate that our half cord bags meet their expectations and do in fact hold a half a cord of wood. Since then we have introduced our closed top solar kiln bags. These bags have been a game changer! Over the summer we made the biggest purchase of all, our Bell 8000 firewood processor with a 16 way head. This is our story and how we made it to where we are today, we could not have gotten this far without each other and the love and support of our customers. We value each and every one of you. We are proud to say that currently we are the LARGEST firewood producer in the area and one of the top 10 firewood companies in the whole state of New York. Thank you for making us #1. Update 2021 we purchased vacant raw commercial land in Lagrangeville on Route 55 between Dutchess Recreational Vehicles and Lagrange Physical Therapy 3 years ago. The address is 757 Freedom Plains Rd Poughkeepsie, NY. We finally got our approvals after a very long 3 years and have started to clear, develop and build our new mega super store. We are super excited and will keep you updated as more news develops.

05/27/2026

Your yard deserves the 𝗕𝗘𝗦𝗧! 🏡 We deliver:

✔ 𝗠𝗨𝗟𝗖𝗛 (Black/Brown/Natural/Pine Bark)
✔ 𝗧𝗢𝗣𝗦𝗢𝗜𝗟 & 𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗣𝗢𝗦𝗧 - Nutrient-rich plant food
✔ 𝗣𝗟𝗔𝗬𝗚𝗥𝗢𝗨𝗡𝗗 𝗖𝗛𝗜𝗣𝗦 - Pet-safe & soft!
✔ 𝗖𝗥𝗨𝗦𝗛𝗘𝗗 𝗦𝗧𝗢𝗡𝗘 & 𝗠𝗜𝗟𝗟𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗦 - Driveways/Drainage
✔ 𝗗𝗘𝗖𝗢𝗥𝗔𝗧𝗜𝗩𝗘 𝗦𝗧𝗢𝗡𝗘 & 𝗥𝗜𝗩𝗘𝗥 𝗥𝗢𝗖𝗞 - For Curb Appeal

🔥 𝗕𝗟𝗔𝗖𝗞 𝗠𝗨𝗟𝗖𝗛 𝗦𝗣𝗘𝗖𝗜𝗔𝗟: Dyed with 𝗙𝗢𝗢𝗗-𝗚𝗥𝗔𝗗𝗘 𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗥𝗖𝗢𝗔𝗟 (BBQ safe!)

🚚 𝗗𝗘𝗟𝗜𝗩𝗘𝗥𝗬 for a fee to 𝗗𝘂𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝘀𝘀, 𝗨𝗹𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿, & 𝗣𝘂𝘁𝗻𝗮𝗺.
📍 𝟳𝟱𝟳 𝗙𝗿𝗲𝗲𝗱𝗼𝗺 𝗣𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗻𝘀 𝗥𝗱, 𝗣𝗼𝘂𝗴𝗵𝗸𝗲𝗲𝗽𝘀𝗶𝗲 (By Appt Only)

𝗪𝗛𝗬 𝗖𝗛𝗢𝗢𝗦𝗘 𝗨𝗦?
✅ 𝟭𝟬𝟬% 𝗣𝗲𝘁 & 𝗞𝗶𝗱 𝗦𝗮𝗳𝗲 (No synthetic chemicals)
✅ 𝗟𝗼𝗰𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗢𝘄𝗻𝗲𝗱 - A Father & Son(s) Small Business
✅ 𝗥𝗲𝗮𝗹 𝗵𝘂𝗺𝗮𝗻𝘀 answer the phone!

𝗢𝗥𝗗𝗘𝗥 𝗡𝗢𝗪: 💻 HotAssMULCH.com
𝗖𝗔𝗟𝗟/𝗧𝗘𝗫𝗧: 📞 𝟴𝟰𝟱-𝟯𝟮𝟬-𝗖𝗢𝗥𝗗 (𝟮𝟲𝟳𝟯)

05/17/2026

🚧🔥 WE NOW OFFER INSTALLATIONS & DELIVERIES! 🔥🚧

Tired of potholes, mud, and ugly driveways?
We’ve got you COVERED! 💪

🏆 Have you seen our website?
Hudson Valley’s #1 Milling Supplier
🌎 [HotAssMILLINGS.com](https://hotassmillings.com?utm_source=chatgpt.com)

✔ Asphalt Millings
✔ Driveway Repair
✔ Professional Installation
✔ Spreading & Grading
✔ Fast Delivery
✔ Commercial & Residential
✔ Licensed & Insured

💥 Save THOUSANDS over blacktop!
💥 Perfect for driveways, parking lots, farm roads & private roads!

📍 Serving the Hudson Valley
📞 Call/Text Big D — 845-320-CORD (2673)

05/17/2026

🚧🔥 WE NOW OFFER SPREADING SERVICE! 🔥🚧

Tired of potholes, mud, and ugly driveways?
We’ve got you COVERED! 💪

🏆 Have you seen our website?
Hudson Valley’s #1 Milling Supplier
🌎 [HotAssMILLINGS.com](https://hotassmillings.com?utm_source=chatgpt.com)

✔ Asphalt Millings
✔ Driveway Repair
✔ Spreading & Grading Service
✔ Fast Delivery
✔ Commercial & Residential
✔ Licensed & Insured

💥 Save THOUSANDS over blacktop!
💥 Perfect for driveways, parking lots, farm roads & private roads!

📍 Serving the Hudson Valley
📞 Call/Text Big D — 845-320-CORD (2673)

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05/16/2026

🔥♨️ HotAssDUMPSTERS.com ♨️🔥

🗑️ JUNK GOTTA GO? WE MAKE IT DISAPPEAR! 🚚💨

✅ LICENSED & INSURED
✅ SAME DAY SERVICE AVAILABLE
✅ FAST • AFFORDABLE • RELIABLE

Whether you're cleaning out a: 🏠 House
🏚️ Garage
🏢 Rental Property
🌳 Yard
🔨 Construction Site
📦 Storage Unit

—we haul away the mess so you don’t have to lift a finger! 💪

💰 DUMPSTER & JUNK REMOVAL STARTING AT JUST $198!

WE TAKE:

✔ Household Junk
✔ Furniture & Appliances
✔ Construction Debris
✔ Yard Waste
✔ Estate Cleanouts
✔ Foreclosure Trash-Outs
✔ Hoarder Cleanups
✔ Hot Tub & Shed Removal

💪 NEED HELP LOADING?
No problem! Our crew can do the heavy lifting for you!

🚚 SAME DAY & NEXT DAY SERVICE AVAILABLE
📍 Serving the Hudson Valley & Surrounding Areas

📞 CALL OR TEXT NOW:

845-320-CORD (2673)

🔥 Don’t let junk take over your property...

♨️ CLEAN IT OUT THE HOTASS WAY! ♨️

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Call now to connect with business.

05/12/2026

𝗠𝗨𝗟𝗖𝗛 (Black/Brown/Natural/Pine Bark)
✔ 𝗧𝗢𝗣𝗦𝗢𝗜𝗟 & 𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗣𝗢𝗦𝗧 - Nutrient-rich plant food
✔ 𝗣𝗟𝗔𝗬𝗚𝗥𝗢𝗨𝗡𝗗 𝗖𝗛𝗜𝗣𝗦 - Pet-safe & soft!
✔ 𝗖𝗥𝗨𝗦𝗛𝗘𝗗 𝗦𝗧𝗢𝗡𝗘 & 𝗠𝗜𝗟𝗟𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗦 - Driveways/Drainage
✔ 𝗗𝗘𝗖𝗢𝗥𝗔𝗧𝗜𝗩𝗘 𝗦𝗧𝗢𝗡𝗘 & 𝗥𝗜𝗩𝗘𝗥 𝗥𝗢𝗖𝗞 - For Curb Appeal

🔥 𝗕𝗟𝗔𝗖𝗞 𝗠𝗨𝗟𝗖𝗛 𝗦𝗣𝗘𝗖𝗜𝗔𝗟: Dyed with 𝗙𝗢𝗢𝗗-𝗚𝗥𝗔𝗗𝗘 𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗥𝗖𝗢𝗔𝗟 (BBQ safe!)

🚚 𝗗𝗘𝗟𝗜𝗩𝗘𝗥𝗬 for a fee to 𝗗𝘂𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝘀𝘀, 𝗨𝗹𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿, & 𝗣𝘂𝘁𝗻𝗮𝗺.
📍 𝟳𝟱𝟳 𝗙𝗿𝗲𝗲𝗱𝗼𝗺 𝗣𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗻𝘀 𝗥𝗱, 𝗣𝗼𝘂𝗴𝗵𝗸𝗲𝗲𝗽𝘀𝗶𝗲 (By Appt Only)

𝗪𝗛𝗬 𝗖𝗛𝗢𝗢𝗦𝗘 𝗨𝗦?
✅ 𝟭𝟬𝟬% 𝗣𝗲𝘁 & 𝗞𝗶𝗱 𝗦𝗮𝗳𝗲 (No synthetic chemicals)
✅ 𝗟𝗼𝗰𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗢𝘄𝗻𝗲𝗱 - A Father & Son(s) Small Business
✅ 𝗥𝗲𝗮𝗹 𝗵𝘂𝗺𝗮𝗻𝘀 answer the phone!

𝗢𝗥𝗗𝗘𝗥 𝗡𝗢𝗪: 💻 HotAssMulch.com
𝗖𝗔𝗟𝗟/𝗧𝗘𝗫𝗧: 📞 𝟴𝟰𝟱-𝟯𝟮𝟬-𝗖𝗢𝗥𝗗 (𝟮𝟲𝟳𝟯)

05/09/2026

𝐆𝐎𝐓 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐍𝐄? 𝐖𝐄 𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐈𝐓 𝐀𝐋𝐋!

Looking to upgrade your driveway, playground, or garden beds? We are fully stocked and ready to roll with premium materials and the heavy equipment to handle the heavy lifting for you.

𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐈𝐍𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐋𝐔𝐃𝐄𝐒:
- Stone & Gravel: Item 4, Millings, and Playground Sand.
- Decorative Stone: Red, White, Gray, Yellow—you name it, we have the color.
- Mulch & Chips: Multiple colors of fresh Mulch and Wood Chips.
- Soil & Fill: Premium Topsoil, Organic Leaf Compost, and budget-friendly Clean Fill.

𝐅𝐔𝐋𝐋-𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐕𝐈𝐂𝐄 𝐃𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐘 & 𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍
Don’t break your back—let us do the work! We don't just drop it off; we can install it too. We have the Labor, Operators, Trucks, Trailers, and Heavy Machinery to get the job done right the first time. 😉

𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝐀 𝐐𝐔𝐎𝐓𝐄 𝐓𝐎𝐃𝐀𝐘:
Call or Text: 𝟖𝟒𝟓-𝟑𝟐𝟎-𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐃 (𝟐𝟔𝟕𝟑)
Ask for: Big Dee

𝐘𝐞𝐬, 𝐰𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐫! Contact us now to schedule your delivery or installation and get your project moving!

05/07/2026

🔥 𝗔𝗙𝗙𝗢𝗥𝗗𝗔𝗕𝗟𝗘 𝗗𝗨𝗠𝗣𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥𝗦 & 𝗝𝗨𝗡𝗞 𝗥𝗘𝗠𝗢𝗩𝗔𝗟 – 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗥𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗔𝗧 $𝟭𝟵𝟴! 🚚

Stop letting that junk take over your space! Whether you’re doing a 𝗯𝗮𝘀𝗲𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗰𝗹𝗲𝗮𝗻𝗼𝘂𝘁, a 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘀𝘁𝗿𝘂𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗽𝗿𝗼𝗷𝗲𝗰𝘁, or just tackling the 𝗯𝗮𝗰𝗸𝘆𝗮𝗿𝗱, 𝗛𝗼𝘁𝗔𝘀𝘀𝗗𝗨𝗠𝗣𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥𝗦.𝗰𝗼𝗺 makes it easy, affordable, and fast.

We are 𝗟𝗶𝗰𝗲𝗻𝘀𝗲𝗱 & 𝗜𝗻𝘀𝘂𝗿𝗲𝗱, providing reliable service you can trust.

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# # # 💎 𝗪𝗛𝗬 𝗖𝗛𝗢𝗢𝗦𝗘 𝗨𝗦?
* 🏠 𝗗𝗿𝗶𝘃𝗲𝘄𝗮𝘆 𝗦𝗮𝗳𝗲: We offer 𝗪𝗵𝗲𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗱 𝗧𝗿𝗮𝗶𝗹𝗲𝗿 𝗗𝘂𝗺𝗽𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿𝘀 specifically designed to 𝗽𝗿𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗱𝗮𝗺𝗮𝗴𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗯𝗹𝗮𝗰𝗸𝘁𝗼𝗽 and allow for flexible placement in tight spots.
* 🏗️ 𝗛𝗲𝗮𝘃𝘆 𝗗𝘂𝘁𝘆: Traditional 𝗥𝗼𝗹𝗹-𝗢𝗳𝗳 𝗗𝘂𝗺𝗽𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿𝘀 also available for larger projects.
* ⚡ 𝗦𝗮𝗺𝗲-𝗗𝗮𝘆 𝗦𝗲𝗿𝘃𝗶𝗰𝗲: Need it now? We offer 𝘀𝗮𝗺𝗲-𝗱𝗮𝘆 𝗱𝗲𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆 to get your project moving! ⏰
* 💪 𝗟𝗮𝗯𝗼𝗿 𝗦𝗲𝗿𝘃𝗶𝗰𝗲𝘀: Don’t want to lift a finger? We have 𝗲𝘅𝗽𝗲𝗿𝘁 𝗹𝗮𝗯𝗼𝗿 𝗮𝘃𝗮𝗶𝗹𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲 to 𝗹𝗼𝗮𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗱𝘂𝗺𝗽𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿 and 𝗰𝗹𝗲𝗮𝗻 𝘂𝗽 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗶𝘁𝗲 for an additional fee.

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# # # 💰 𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗖𝗜𝗡𝗚 & 𝗖𝗢𝗡𝗧𝗔𝗖𝗧
* 💵 𝗣𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗲𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘁 𝗮𝘁 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 $𝟭𝟵𝟴!
* 📍 Serving the local area with 𝗲𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗲𝗻𝘁, 𝗽𝗿𝗼𝗳𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹 𝗰𝗹𝗲𝗮𝗻𝘂𝗽.

𝗥𝗲𝗮𝗱𝘆 𝘁𝗼 𝗰𝗹𝗲𝗮𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗹𝘂𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿?
📞 𝗖𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗼𝗿 𝗧𝗲𝘅𝘁: 𝟴𝟰𝟱..𝟯𝟮𝟬..𝗖𝗢𝗥𝗗 (𝟮𝟲𝟳𝟯)
📱 𝗖𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗼𝗿 𝗧𝗲𝘅𝘁: 𝟴𝟰𝟱..𝟳𝟰𝟱..𝟮..𝟯..𝟯..𝟴

𝗔𝘀𝗸 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗕𝗶𝗴 𝗗𝗲𝗲! 🤝

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🔥 𝗛𝗼𝘁𝗔𝘀𝘀𝗗𝗨𝗠𝗣𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥𝗦.𝗰𝗼𝗺 🔥
Your Local Junk Removal Solution. Licensed. Insured. Ready to Roll.

05/03/2026

It's not all about firewood! Mommy says she's not allowed on the bed, but sometimes you just have to break the rules for the ones you love! 🥰

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757 Freedom Plains Road
Poughkeepsie, NY
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