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Slushie Facts ✅

Avoided a disaster on this one 🤮 Big thanks and big love to dblj of Black Rabbit Service Co. for saving our Summer of Slushie 2026 🖤🖤🖤

Let us be your oasis in the desert 🏜️ ❄️🍧🧊💨

So like after fist fighting a slushie machine for the week, I need a drink. My name is Phillip Stewart. I’m the owner of this little small business, and our slushie machine, even though we had just gotten it fixed and we thought we were gonna be able to survive the summer, it went slowly dying all this week, and that $400 is out the door. Now we have to figure out how to fix it. But the good news is that we have slushies again. Big thanks to Double J and Black Rabbit who have loaned us their slushie machine until we get ours all back and fixed up. So just in time for heatwave, we have slushies. Bring everyone you know, boozy, non-boozy, all ages, gluten-free, amazing, vegan as always. Slushies, I’m so excited, and I love you. I got you.

Who Stahbbed It Better???

6/12 till 1p

Phillips, Phillips through garage sale is a go. Harley Davidson camp seat with a built-in cooler. We got miscellaneous housing items, even this, like, bevel, Breville coffee grinder I haven’t used in five years. We got some old messenger bags. We got art. I’m selling this real nice record player. I got some records and some vinyls. I got a tent because I haven’t camped in, like, six years. And I got a hot plate because I forgot a s- a cooking stove one time when I went to a cabin. I got... We got hats, and we got plenty of clothes. We got, like, a random box of power tools. And then over here we have a BioLite mobile camp stove, and then we also have this beautiful Wi-Fi powered AC unit just in time for the heat wave

Bury us at the Le***an Karaoke Party Please 🙏

Nothing but love to Amanda on their big day and nothing but big love to Essie for making this surprise party a reality ❤️❤️❤️

File under: Historical Fiction 💁‍♂️

Exert from Bring Your Book Club w/ mazie ✨

Can I borrow your 360 video camera and strap it to my head?

Portland Oregon

Do you read books? I’m really sure that you probably read books. I can tell from just looking at that you read books. Now, have you ever been to a Bring Your Own Book Club? ‘Cause that’s what we do every Thursday night here at Coffee Beer. If you don’t know, my name is Philip Stewart. I’m the owner of this lovely small business, and every Thursday night from 7:00 to 9:00, we have Bring Your Own Book Club, and I wanted to share what I’m reading currently. I just got it yesterday ‘cause I just finished up two other books, but I’m reading Taschen’s Spirit World. It’s a really great book. It’s, like, art book filled with beautiful paintings and pictures and also very lovely, well-worded essays. So that’s what I’m gonna be reading tonight at book club, and I really wanna know what, like, what are you reading right now? And, like, you wanna tell me about it? ‘Cause I’d love to hear about what you’re reading right now. So come see me every Thursday, 7:00 to 9:00 PM, Bring Your Own Book Club. Just bring yourself. Bring a book. We even have books if you need, so just know that I love you. Just know that I got you. Bing b**g.

Just us? Or do all sh*t customers sound like this everywhere?

Or cold brown water 💁‍♂️