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JESUS AND TEQUILA IN A FISH WERE BASICALLY A BUMPER STICKER ON A BROKEN DOWN BUS STOPPED ON THE TRAIN TRACK OF FUSION

GONNA BE HOT TODAY LEAVE WATER OUT FOR YOUR PETS AND STOP MAKING THE KIDS STAY IN THE CAR YOU CAN TOTALLY BRING THEM IN WEVE GONE VEGAN ANYWAY BUT DONT WORRY ITS MOSTLY PERFORMATIVE VEGANISM WE STILL EAT MCDONALDS FRIES AND CHUG DIET COKE ITS A MARGINAL LIFE HAVE YOU EVEN READ SALLY ROONEY HAVE YOU?

DEEP FRIED CRIPSY CHICKEN TOSSED IN SWEET N SOUR WE TAKE OUT THE BONES BECAUSE WERE NOT MONSTERS PORTLAND CITY COUNCIL PLEASE STOP WASTING TIME PLEASE OUTLAW BONE IN MEAT DO YOUR JOB THIS IS WHY WE PAY SUCH MEANINGFUL IMPACTFUL WELL DESERVED SUPER TRANSPARENT TAXES IN THIS AFFORDABLE CITY WE APPRECIATE YOU AND ALL YOUR SUPER HARD WORK BUT CMON BONES IN MEAT HOW MUCH LONGER WILL THIS ATROCITY STAND THANKS FOR DOING THE IMPORTANT STUFF

📸 : Air Jordan the Crispy One

GREAT I CREEPED ON IG FEED WATCHED SOME PEOPLE EAT BBQ AND NOW MY FEED IS FULL OF OVER EXCITED MANOSPHERE NIGHTMARE DUDES TELLING ME I HAVE DIABETES AND GWYNTH PALTROW TALKING ABOUT CURING MENOPAUSE WITH YOGURT AND FERMENTS BURN DOWN THE INTERNET THATS THE ONLY ANSWER RIBS ON SPECIAL TODAY

WE HAVE RIBS ON SPECIAL TONIGHT PLEASE TELL THEY CAN KEEP THEIR WEIRD ASS BRISKET PRETTY SURE IT WAS EARLOBE

SMALL LIL BITE SIZED FLAVOR PACKS OF KANPACHI IN A YUZU NAM JIM WITH BLACK GARLIC SALTED CUKE AND SMUGGLED CILANTRO ITS NOT JUST TEXAS BBQ AND THAI CURRY OVER HERE SOMETIMES ITS WHATEVER YOU WANT IT TO BE LEGALIZE CILANTRO

OUR FRIED RICE AINT FOR EVERYBODY AND THATS FINE BECAUSE WHO ITS FOR IS WHY WE MADE IT FOR THEM ITS SMOKEY AND SPICY AND SALTY AND SMOKEY AND PRETTY SMOKEY AND ITS FILLED WITH SMOKED BRISKET AND CHARRED SHISH*TOS AND A F-TON OF SCALLIONS ITS DAMN DELICIOUS I LOVE IT SOME HATE IT ALL GOOD NOT GONNA CHANGE IT ✌️✌️✌️

SPURS IN 4

WE GOT SOME OPENINGS THIS WEEKEND FOR LARGER GROUPS AND WE HAVE SOME OPENINGS FOR FOR PRIVATE PARTIES DURING THE WEEK ALL IN THE COMFORT OF THIS ROOM THAT HAS BEEN A COFFEE SHOP A TOAST RESTAURANT AND A BAGEL SHOP

THIS IS SUCH AN HONOR WOW