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Cozy tiki bar for neighbors and friends...rum and exotica for ya nerve. Worshiping polynesian pop and talking about how colonialism ruins everything.

Photos 12/10/2016

WANTED: Neon Sign that reads "Skress Free Zone"

Photos 12/10/2016

Cocktail of the hour: "Drain the Swamp"
Lemon, Lime, 2 Rums, Pisco, Grenadine, Curacao and egg white, with a dusting of mace and the tears of Alt-Right voters coming to terms with Trump's Goldman Sachs cabinet appointments. ◇

Photos 11/18/2016

A E S T H E T I C jesus says....

White privelege says:

You say the price of my love's not a price that you're willing to pay
You cry in your tea which you hurl in the sea when you see me go by
Why so sad?
Remember we made an arrangement when you went away
Now you're making me mad
Remember despite our estrangement, I'm your man

You'll be back
Soon you'll see
You'll remember you belong to me
You'll be back
Time will tell
You'll remember that I served you well

Oceans rise, empires fall
We have seen each other through it all
And when push comes to shove,
I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love

Da dada da da
Da dadada dayada
Dada da da dayada

Da dada da da
Da dadada dayada
Dada da da da

You say our love is draining and you can't go on
You'll be the one complaining when I am gone

And, no, don't change the subject
'Cause you're my favorite subject
My sweet, submissive subject
My loyal, royal subject
Forever and ever and ever and ever and ever

You'll be back
Like before
I will fight the fight and win the war
For your love
For your praise
And I'll love you till my dying days

When you're gone, I'll go mad
So don't throw away this thing we had
'Cause when push comes to shove
I will kill your friends and family to remind you of my love

11/18/2016

Coming soon to NE Portland...the_hatch: The world's premier a e s t h e t i c tiki bar! Serving seapunk escapism and polynesian pop realness, lots of booze, pork, onigiri, and more booze. Strict dress code. Alt-right/Trump voters prohibited. Must not be allergic to cats. Invite only! ♡♡♡♡♡

Photos 11/17/2016

Getting started on the bar plans...we'll be open by Christmas. So stoked to have the first ever a e s t h e t i c tiki bar. Sketches and pics to come!

WITCH HOUSE / VAPORWAVE / SEAPUNK 90s MEGAMIX by † BLΔCK WRIST † 04/20/2016

Put me up, put me down, put an exotica remix of this on the webz....

WITCH HOUSE / VAPORWAVE / SEAPUNK 90s MEGAMIX by † BLΔCK WRIST † Feel free to add me on facebook if you want to: https://www.facebook.com/gabriel.blackwrist Watch in HD /// Download for free: http://blackwrist.bandcamp.com...

Photos from The Hatch's post 04/20/2016
Photos 04/17/2016
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