Portland Zombie Walk

PSA: We gave her titled quarter ni**er N**i kids for her to play with.

We forcibly adopted you just the same.
Only the pretty ones though, because we all know, zombies can't swim.

Church of England to apologise for role in historical forced adoption

PSA: That moment when. . . Oh my bad, I didn't notice it was you without full face on.

Bitch, you're still ugly.

You already know what I told her to do.

PSA: If it's called, "Watching Paint Dry" it smells like your sister's tween child picking her big ingrown toe nail at household appliance store on a warm Indedpendence day afternoon in front of the appliance salesman.

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PSA: These are the coolest kids we know right now.

Nearly 100 minors detained for breaking into shuttered San Jose theater with alcohol

PSA: We're only payin' if Brandy's gone be there. He said he was dyin'. - He's Taylor Swiftie Touring.

PSA: Hell naw, this the second time we seent this baby's face up on the news. He keep runnin' away. Set him up in your outdated depression room and hand him a Pacific Cooler.

The next time we see him, we want the back story about why he doesn't want to live with y'all.

We are not going to keep doing this.

You are wanted at home, Chayton.
You can bring a plate with you.

Missing 14-year-old known as “Jabber" sought by ODHS after disappearing from Tigard The Oregon Department of Human Services (ODHS), Child Welfare Division, is asking for the public's help in locating a 14-year-old.

PSA: If we see a photo with Marilyn Manson with hot pink lipstick on, swear to God, I will wear high heels for the next three consecutive days.

PSA: Florence + The Machine embark on their North American tour tonight!

We're all meeting up at the Moda Center food court for pizza. Holler!

North American tour starts tonight 🕷️

PSA: We are listening to NPR, OPB - Think Out Loud about the OSH.

370.OG ya, you know me.

NPR - Breaking News, Analysis, Music, Arts & Podcasts Top stories in the U.S. and world news, politics, health, science, business, music, arts and culture. Nonprofit journalism with a mission. This is NPR.

PSA: This teal blue is trending this season.

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PSA: If you need a hot date to come with that extra ticket you purchased for the Bagdad theater on the 22nd, send me a DM. I am avaliable.