Weird Art

“Beset By Troubles” MMXXVI, watercolor and gouache heightened with white on toned paper, c.8x10”
From the “Joys of Vexation” series.

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« Assailli par les Problèmes» MMXXVI, aquarelle et gouache avec rehauts blanc sur papier teinté, c. 20x25cm
De la série «Les Joies de la Vexation».

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“Acosado por Problemas” MMXXVI, acuarela y gouache con realzada blanco sobre papel de tono, c. 20x25cm
De la serie “Las Alegrías de Vejación”.

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“Von Problemen Geplagt” MMXXVI, Aquarell und Gouache mit Weiß Gehöht auf getönem Papier, c. 20x25cm
Aus der Serie „Die Freuden des Ärgers “.

It was always thus.

I’m pleased to announce that my Bosch-inspired poster for the 2024 Anthrax show in Berlin has been selected by the Los Angeles Society of Illustrators for inclusion in this year’s Illustration West 64! Thanks to the judges for the honor, thanks to for the approval and as always thanks to at for the creative direction and the assignment!

Failure Bowl MMXXV

So! I intended to be more experimental with my work last year (no pen and ink!), and sometimes I screwed up!

I hereby present these abandoned pieces that didn’t quite cut it for one reason or another.

I think of it like making threes - it’s tough! But you gotta keep shooting, and you’re doing alright if you’re averaging over 40%.

—TPB

“The Urge” MMXXV, blue sumi on paper, c.8x7”
From the “Joys of Self-Restraint” series.
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“El Impulso” MMXXV, sumi verde sobre papel, c. 21x18cm
De la serie “Las Alegrías del Autocontrol”.
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«L’envie» MMXXV, sumi bleu sur papier, c. 21x18cm
De la série « Les Joies de la Maîtrise de Soi».
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“Der Drang” MMXXV, Grüne Sumi auf Papier, c. 21x18cm
Aus der Serie “Die Freuden der Selbstbeherrschung“.

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These bags are even funnier than I remember! This is the sort of thing that delights me. Thank you for your patience.

“Das Glockenhop” MMXXV, watercolor and gouache on paper, c.7x5”
From the “Joys of Customer Service” series.
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“El Botones” MMXXV, acuarela y gouache sobre papel, c. 18x13cm
De la serie “Las Ajegrías del Servicio al Cliente”.
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«Le Groom» MMXXV, aquarelle et gouache sur papier, c. 18x13cm
De la série «Les Joies du Service à la Clientèle».
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“Der Hotelpage” MMXXV, Aquarell und Gouache auf Papier, c. 18x13cm
Aus der Serie „Freuden des Kundenservice“.

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Transportation” MMXXV, watercolor heightened with white on blue toned paper, c.8.5x9”
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«Le Transport» MMXXV, aquarelle avec rehauts blanc sur papier teinté bleu, c. 21x23cm
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“El Transporte” MMXXV, acuarela con realzada blanco sobre papel de tono azul, c. 21x23cm
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“Transport” MMXXV, Aquarell mit Weiß Gehöht auf blau getönem Papier, c. 21x23cm

Presented to Patrick Halloran on the occasion of his special Kegger.

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“Slender Turkey” MMXXV, watercolor on paper, c.7.5x75”
From the “Joys of Feasting” series.
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“Pavo Esbelto” MMXXV, acuarela sobre papel, c. 19x19cm
De la serie “Las Alegrías de Banquete”.
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«Dinde Élancée» MMXXV, aquarelle sur papier, c. 19x19cm
De la série «Les Joies du Festin».
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“Schlanker Truthahn” MMXXV, Aquarell auf Papier, c. 19x19cm
Aus der Serie „Freuden des Festmahls“.

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Happy Basketball Season!

“The Floater” MMXXV, watercolor on paper, c.7x7”
From the “Joys of Aviation” series.
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“El Flotador” MMXXV, acuarela sobre papel, c. 18x18cm
De la serie “Las Alegrías de la Aviación”.
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«Le Flotteur» MMXXV, aquarelle sur papier, c. 18x18cm
De la série «Les Joies de l’Aviation».
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“Der Floater” MMXXV, Aquarell auf Papier, c. 18x18cm
Aus der Serie „Freuden der Luftfahrt“.

No-one’s coming to get you.

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Here’s a fun illustration that I did for ! It’s a magnetic grill for your Jack Rack and is available on the Pluginz site right now. Thanks to at Global for the gig and the initial concept!