Grand Failing Central
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its not that we're bad people, were just better than you. AND the lineup has changed again. Different people. Same shinanigans.
Audrey is still here but now her drunken, shameless ass is joined by DeLang Sha-bnag (the name speeches for itself) Skewrl-shabang (again, name says it all), the blackflash and his mom, the Black Feather Dress. Guest stars Old Lightnin and others may show up.
03/22/2020
GRUMPY CAT --- pishaw,
he has nothing on 'WILFORD BRIMLEY'... many years ago this guy walked in through our front door, directly past the lab/pit (fathead shiloh) and straight to the dogs food bowl, and started eating his food, when Shiloh came over to befriend this rude stranger, wilford brimley slapped him away
((no claws, not a swipe, but a "g.t.f.o. you're dismissed slap"))
after he ate all of the dogs food, hopped onto the corner of the couch and kicked it...
Corinne- "I won't f**k them unless I can take them in a fight".
Andrew - "Well I've given a turkey CPR so..."
Show and Tell by Al Wilson always reminds me of my grandmother. She was an old black man too. - Chris Lang
Chris Lang - "I take disappointments like I take dicks. Very hard".
Matias- How black do you need to be to have sickle cell anemia?
Cycloptomy. The study of one eyed things.
Tristan- Pinky out for the Bologna.
Jovannie- I feel like twins all look the same.
Africa seems kinda...AIDS-Y
Chris - I live my life like I buy my jeans. Distressed!
Chris Lang- "You should learn sign language. It's really handy." Hahahaha.
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