The Standard

What’s cooler than being cool? Slushies.

Did you know that our Lars of All Trades ™️ has worked on making our outdoor patio an oasis? Yes! It looks so good out here this season! Thanks for taking care of us, !

SATURDAY SPECIAL - $1 JELL-O SHOTS!

Friends! We now offer a cheese back with our shots. Yes, this is a thing. Sometimes it’s just nice to have a little snack with your drink!

Make sure to wish a Happy Birthday Week! It’s a big one for him; so come say hi tonight! He’ll be there from 6pm-1am today ; bring him love and money!!!!!

It’s time for our new specials! Hooray!

Mono is on special today! May the 4th be with you!

SLUSHIE SEASON IS HEEEEEERE! Thanks for taste testing, Quin! We’ve got Bay Breeze (vodka, pineapple, cran) and Blackberry Margarita currently spinning in a frozen state for you to enjoy! Open at 3! HOORAY!

Valued Standard customers,

From day one, almost 19 years ago, we sold Hamms for $2 and we never had a credit card minimum. We have always prided ourselves on giving our customers the best deal possible. Unfortunately what was once possible simply isn’t any longer.

Moving forward the regular price for Hamms will be $3 and $2 from 3-6 daily. Also all credit/debit transactions under $5 will be subject to a $1 fee.

Please understand these changes are not motivated by greed; they are a response to the economic realities of owing and operating a small business in Portland in 2026.

We would, however, still like to offer a beer option at the $2 price point. From now on 12 once cans of Busch beer will now be available for $2 anytime.

Thank you for your continued Patronage,
Reed Lamb