Hallway PDX

Come party for Patty’s baby, drink specials and karaoke all day 🌈🍀⭐️

Picture this:

You come to open mic night tonight at HallwayPDX with your friends for sh*ts and giggles. You jokingly grab the mic and make a stupid joke. It’s silent for a second before the bar erupts in laughter, no one can believe how funny you are. You keep going and your best friend pees their pants from laughter. Someone starts filming you, you go viral. Hours later, your ex calls you and says they want to get back together. Your dad calls just to say I love you and I’m proud of you. Your boss gives you a promotion tomorrow morning because he heard you killed it at Open Mic Night at Portland’s Only Shining-Themed Karaoke Bar ™️.

HALLWAY PDX IS NOW DOING COMEDY LETS SEE IF YOU CAN MAKE JACK LAUGH YOU’VE GOT HIM TO SING TAKE THE CHALLENGE

Management didn’t want to let me do it but I finally convinced them… major deal of the day: FREE STRAW with the purchase of any full priced drink. You can’t afford to miss out on these smokin’ hot savings, especially not in this economy. Made out of the highest quality Stuff and all-natural Things, we’ll probably lose money running this promo but we’re happy to eat those costs for you, our beloved patrons ❤️‍🔥 9pm-late, karaoke all night

Portland! Geeks Who Drink takes over HallwayPDX starting December 10th. 7pm-9pm.
Trivia. Cocktails. Prizes. Karaoke afterwards. Zero dull boys.
Come play with us tomorrow 🪓

GIVEAWAY since y’all are sooooo obsessed with Bartender.. we are closed on Thanksgiving day BUT whoever brings in the largest group this Friday, November 28th, for Thanksgiving weekend wins a free photo shoot* with Bartender. You’re gonna be in town and getting sick of your family anyway so might as well make it worth your while. Simply name your group something dumb, buy some drinks, and prove to our bartenders you’re the biggest group. We highly encourage you to lie, steal, and cheat to win this competition. Good luck!

*photoshoot details to be revealed to winner, must take place around HallwayPDX. Fireplace, champagne and sunset vibes not included.

It’s come to our attention that there are a lot of rumors floating around so we felt the need to publicly set the record straight… YES we have a bar dog named Bartender, YES he’s the best boy and roams around freely, NO he does not need help if you see him playing in the streets in front of Hallway on a Friday or Saturday night when the streets are shut down. Please DON’T call his owner and report him lost, please DO throw his ball.

Here’s what you should know about him:

♉️He’s a Ta**us omnivore (birthday May 10th, astrology girlies ask for the chart).
🎾If he is not interested in being pet, don’t take it personally - he only wants one thing (throw ball). The sexy indifference will only make you want his attention more, but he won’t change his mind.
👢IF and ONLY IF you are wearing cowboy boots and stomp around the bar, he will chase and play with you

You can usually find him roaming the bar hoping for someone to throw his ball, but he has occasionally been known to run karaoke, schmooze with customers, work the door, or bartend if we are short staffed.

Hope this helps clear things up, please come see him any time at hallway PDX.

Pick your poison with HallwayPDX’s all new cocktail menu. Or pick them all and tip +20%, our bartenders will love you ❤️‍🔥

Pictured above:
Frozen Jack
Dull Boy
Lloyd’s Last Call
Room 237
Grady Girls
Redrum
Light of My Life

All new drink menu, costumes, karaoke, purse hooks for the girls, bar dog, and a Halloween bar crawl. What else do you need?