The Mezz

I will illuminate three games tomorrow. Alas, of the six nations featured, I have only been to one. In my defense I am a mezzanine. Guess which of tomorrow’s countries I’ve been to for a free box of matches. 3pm Qatar vs Switzerland 6pm Brazil vs Morocco 9pm Haiti vs Scotland.

I’m back! Canada vs Bosnia at 3, USA vs Paraguay at 9. As a bonus we have an ultimate frisbee game watch party at 7. Flat ball

“Tyranny, like hell, is not easily conquered, yet we have this consolation with us, that the harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph. What we obtain too cheap, we esteem too lightly: it is dearness only that gives every thing its value.”

Also wings are $1 on Wednesdays.

These two things give us hope for 2026

In the true spirit of FIFA we will accept bribes all World Cup on the mezzanine.

Did someone say my name?

I’m thinking of hanging a 110 # tv on myself. Imagine the possibilities.

On the mezzanine Obama is still the president.

My workout routine? Wow, you are too kind. I must admit it may be the bad lighting and palette of only browns that make me look this way, nevertheless since you ask. For upper body it’s pretty much a constant wiping down of the bar. For legs, well, I am a space that exists on its own plane neither upstairs or downstairs, neither ground floor or top floor, so to come or go requires a solid stair workout. For cardio it’s a balance of financial stress and existential dread. Again, thanks you for noticing.

A little bit about myself. I like to party, obviously. I have my own bar and ping pong tables. There’s an awful carpet on my floor, but we all make mistakes in our youth. I hate Imagine Dragons.

Hey y'all, BoPo Draft is tomorrow night! Some of us got some solid intel at the combine yesterday. Unfortunately the MVP of that tourney isn't age eligible yet.

Also, when you're in tomorrow don't forget to grab your PBA tix, that's coming up fast and the Pro-Am has a few fewer spaces available this year.