Hard On Coffee

Oh- hey Hard On erectioneers!

I went back to being a full time artist and my days of Hard On hilarity have come to a flaccid ending.

It’s been so much fu to connect with all of you but now I must direct my creative energies elsewhere.

Find my artwork / ig
& keep ordering amazing coffees from - package is a little different but they know all about giving great bean.

Thanks for all your support and being awesome - stay hard!

20% off on and Hard On order now through Cyber Monday - coupon code “getuphappy”

Lighten the mood this holiday season when you wake up with a big mug of Hard On Coffee!

Apply coupon @ checkout for 20% off all week!

Dark and dirty and frothy- the perfect cup to get you up, every morning. Happy Sunday ;)

We like big beans and we cannot lie :). Hard On Coffee- it gets you up in the morning, and in the afternoon if you so desire :)

Lil’ Willie wants you to wake up with a Hard On every day- be like Lil’ Willie and get up happy :).

Katie from made this mascot for Hard On - You can have her make you a mascot too - she rules!

With fall upon us and the cooler weather coming up I just wanted to remind you that you can indeed hold on to your Hard On- we’re all about the warm fuzzy over here :)

Hard On has a new mascot! He is chilling with his Morning Wood in NYC, jealous? You don’t have to be, we have lots more hard on for you and your mascot too! Thanks for the photo