Ninjas With Syringes

Astoria Fest aka "Coastal Chaos" offers a rich and succulent history of the briney deep. Did you Know: We're playing the 2nd night of it Saturday June 27 at The American Legion? Well it's true... We're trouting up north to slam a salmon of our own (our set). Got some new ones lined up for it even. Set a course... for in*******se 🖖💦🖤🛸

All aboard for PDX POP PUNK FEST! We're playing Friday June 19 at WYRD HUT. We hit the stage at 7:30! Let's trout it the f**k up!! Stoked to get soaked 🔥🔥💦🍍🍍✨️

Troutpack abides! We had a stellar 3 day run with and ... from Seattle to Portland Twilight Cafe and Bar. House show was an absolute blast.... So many thanks, spanx and hugs had. You know who you are

Loved tearing it up with these hunx of punkrock and can't wait to do it again after we recharge our batteries and finish our new record we're half way thru working on... to be troutinued

Truchar arriba, hermanos and see yinz on down the highway. Thanks for coming up from the bay to trout around lil ol Porecilin Oregano, Hemmed Up. It means a lot to us... 🌌🖖✨️🔥💛

The trout rolls on tonight at Twilight Cafe and Bar. Game tight with Big Time + Hemmed Up 🖖⚾️☄️

Seattle! The trout must go OFF. The fun kicks on tonight!! Big Time + Hemmed Up and our fugly mugs at Whateke Sports Bar! 🖖🛸🥒

Portland and Seattle!! We're excited to play these shows with Hemmed Up who are hitting the I-5 north for this run to trout up their succulent firey punkrock to the pacific northwest for the first time! Big Time gonna light you up with their explosive joyful sounds. Excited to take a break from working on our new record in the studio to rock these shows with out friends. Trout em all the way up with us Friday in Seattle and Portland Sunday 4.26 at Twilight Cafe and Bar 🤘🤘🤘🔥

Dylan got his fingers wet laying some bass down on this juicy amalgamation of classic punk jams with Brokesingercris Nav & company. Scope it while you're on the throne 🐟🤙

"Short Songs for Short People Tribute":

Short Songs for Short People Tribute- Fire Sale/ Bridge the Gap/ Fine Dining/ The Grim/ Strike 12 This was such a fun passion project! Felony Ron and I had this grand idea to cover a bunch of songs from this rad compilation, that is almost 27 years old no...

Oh lawd we troutin now... big shoutout to the absolutely fantastic people of Welches and all our rowdy trouty friends that made it up to the mountain for a night of music, community and party with us Pub 26 (consummate hosts)

We couldn't have done it even half as good without the help of our friends Unkle Andy, NOR.ME, Backseat Plastic, Stumblebum bringing the heat with and hitting it out of the park. Pub 26 has exceptional staff, is a great sounding room and pours a stiff one

We love the energy, passion and sincerity of the mountain folks and we couldn't have asked for a better January pick-us-up show before we go into the studio next month with Chris Hahn to start recording our next full length. We're excited and feeling reinvigorated to keep this band trouting upstream and we would be honored to make you guys proud, or at least even very sassified by way of our music

Take care of eachother out there. F**k ICE
All power to the people 💪 💙🤘🍻🔥🧊

Ninjas bassist Dylan crankin out his acoustic hog this Friday at The Starday Tavern with Chris Hahn and Seventeen Excuses! 🌌🤙

This Friday 1/16/26!
FREE!!
W buddies of and of

Fire on the mountain? Try trout on the mountain. We love getting to open up shows. Especially ones with so many stellar friends on the bill like Unkle Andy, Backseat Plastic, NOR.ME, & Stumblebum! Free punk show to get the molasses cascading out your asses out in Welches at Pub 26 🔥❄️🫦

Winter Face Melting courtesy Volume Bomb Music