Ornery Elephant

i’m a twumpet pwayer

Today is normally a day for community and celebration, but my partner and I broke up, I’m depressed and working through it.

"I just wanna be your mate."

Snake: demon noises

I've read 25 books so far this year. I am 11 books ahead of schedule for my goal of 52 books this year. 🎉

What’s one thing you refuse to spend money on? 💰

Local headline of choice: "Naked gunman, high on m**h, sentenced for firing shot outside Portland Trail Blazers game"

Take some psychedelics and work on that 👌

What’s som**hing that’s no longer worth it because of how expensive it's become?