Outrageous Fortune

It's hard to have a pirate ship without a few skeletons hanging around.

Fun fact: all of our ship's skeletons are named Pete. Boney Pete, pegleg Pete, and of course Powder Pete. (Not to be confused with the Powder Pete you may see at the Realms Unknown Festival with his parrot.)

Powder Pete is a crowd favorite but he's seen a LOT of miles over the years. He's had to have a little work done to join us for the Starlight parade on the 6th.

After a c1 through t6 spinal fusion yesterday complete with internal aluminum rod and some creative sternum bracing, he's ready to once again bring up the rear with his barrel of explosives.

We're getting ready to cast off our mooring lines and set sail for the '26 season.

Mark yer calendars to come share in the frivolities and mayhem.

Our first confirmed dates are for the Starlight Parade June 6th, Cascadia Renaissance Faire September 5th-7th, and Realms Unknown Festival September 18th - 20th.

For details you can always find updates on our website at https://theoutrageousfortune.com/

Don't get caught without tickets, you'll end up in our gibbet.

Get yer tickets and let's make some noise!

As this season comes to a close we want to thank our crew and friends that joined us this year, the producers that hired us for their events, and especially all of you fans that encouraged or came out to see us.

It was a very wet end of the season which did not pass us without mechanical incident but we're safely docked at port and day dreaming of seeing you all again next season.

We got to introduce new cannons this year, meet new friends, and even got to bring out some of the rare antiques to show you all.

We're finishing the season with our coffers full and the powder locker well stocked for next season. The hard part now is deciding which charity to support this year.

Hope to see you next season. Keep your powder dry...

Have you met Salai yet? This weekend, us scallywags will be showing off our finest black powder weaponry at Spirit of Halloweentown! See Salai and our other cannons at 1 pm and 5pm this Saturday and Sunday. Stick around for Pirate Story Time at 11:30 am and 3 pm too!

Forecast says rain but all that means is you can follow the wet dog smell to find the pirates on the waterfront this weekend in St Helens Oregon.

Come say hi as we return to the Spirit of Halloweentown this Saturday. We'll be set up and performing in the amphitheater next to the courthouse.

A few of our crew mates got lost at sea! Will be the last time they have a cat be their navigator!

Worry not! The rest of our crew are heading to Spirit of Halloweentown in St Helens this October, and the navigator has opposable thumbs. Come see our cannon shows (1 & 5 pm) and visit our encampment and you might just receive some treasure! And don't forget to hear a tale or two at pirate story time! (11:30 & 3pm)

Notice anything new? Two new guns perhaps? Perhaps they will be at next month. Perhaps not. The only way to know is to be there.

Congratulations everyone who survived the Rapture yesterday! Blackstrap had been preparing for her grand exit at Realms.

Speaking of Realms...
Thank you all for catching our cannon shows, visiting our encampment, and just giving us a mighty "ARRR!" whenever you saw us. Alas it is time for us to sail away, but do not worry! We will be arriving at the October 11! We'll be plundering the town from October 11-12, 18-19, and 25-26. It's going to be a BLAST!