Keys Wallet Phone Studio

Talk to your pharmacist today about BeelzeByeBye®
http://keyswalletphone.com/beelzebyebye.mp3

Beelzebyebye

A ghastly batch of sonic awful-sauce has begun to bubble in Keys Wallet Phone Studio's Dungeon of Digital Despair.
Set cauldron to medium heat, cover, and bring to a sinister simmer until Halloween...

8 brave souls joined on Saturday for a trial run of audio sketch recording. Routing & levels tweaked, bugs worked out, shortcuts created, and 0 deaths from heat exhaustion. Next round will be much smoother... and cooler!

Microphones, check. Headphones, check. Templates, check. God-Mic, haughty. Chalkboard, chalky. Radiation, moderate. Wine fridge, stocked. Victims, unsuspecting. All systems are a GO to record some strangishness tomorrow!

Single on Valentine's Day? Have a single friend you want to cheer up? Just really love Nutella? This is for you, with love, from us at Keys Wallet Phone Studio.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DCOUSChYok

A Matter of Perspective On Valentine's Day Single on Valentines Day this year? Need some perspective? Just really love Nutella? This will help. Music & Lyrics by Randall Schweinsberg Recorded at Keys ...

Putting this here to keep on record. These are the Christmas 2014 songs (alphabetically by name) that were not specifically marked private. This year there were 5 themes: 1. Naughty Boys 2. Naughty Girls 3. Nice Boys 4. Nice Girls and 5. Special Requests. Even the Naughty/Nice songs were customized (listen for it).

Alexandra McCarty
Special Request: 2nd of two Twin Peaks theme requests. Note: Search "Just You and I Twin Peaks" on YouTube to see what was used as the inspiration for this one. Cool dude singing on living room floor.
http://www.keyswalletphone.com/Christmas2014/alexandramccarty2014.mp3

Angela Jedrzejek
Nice Girl List: Excellent soap that keeps elves squeaky clean.
http://www.keyswalletphone.com/Christmas2014/angelajedrzejek2014.mp3

Anita Macias
Naughty Girl List: Requested songs for her daughter & son, so see also Syd Shaughnessy & Sam Shaughnessy.
http://www.keyswalletphone.com/Christmas2014/anitamacias2014.mp3

Ann Semes Lynch
Nice Girl List: For being politically aligned with Santa.
http://www.keyswalletphone.com/Christmas2014/annesemeslynch2014.mp3

Anthony Graham
Special Request: Tony requested a reggae song.
http://www.keyswalletphone.com/Christmas2014/anthonygraham2014.mp3

Bo Maxwell
Naughty Boy List: For blaming messes on baby daughter.
http://www.keyswalletphone.com/Christmas2014/bomaxwell2014.mp3

Brent Isaac
Special Request: 1st of two Twin Peaks theme requests. Soundtrack to The Specials (Official) Agent Isaac's stop for coffee in a diner.
http://www.keyswalletphone.com/Christmas2014/brentisaac2014.mp3

Brianna Deist
Special Request: Requested something like Frank or Dean or Nat would sing. Went old-school… introducing Dean Ambrose Sinatra singing about Mulled Wine.
http://www.keyswalletphone.com/Christmas2014/briannadeist2014.mp3

Christie Lewis
Naughty Girl List: For being a brutal teacher correcting everyone. http://www.keyswalletphone.com/Christmas2014/christielewis2014.mp3

Christine Rath Selhi
Nice Girl List: For being an awesome mom raising an awesome nerd. Nerds rule!
http://www.keyswalletphone.com/Christmas2014/christinerathselhi2014.mp3

Curtis Irion
Nice Boy List: For cool winter pics and being a latin speaking scholar.
http://www.keyswalletphone.com/Christmas2014/curtisirion2014.mp3

Deanna Pasternak
Special Request: Requested something murder but happy. Happy murder… with kitties and sunflowers and cactus and other succulent plants. Bring the weird.
http://www.keyswalletphone.com/Christmas2014/deannapasternak2014.mp3

Dee Zaccagnini
Naughty Girl List: For chihuahua poopies and making a scene at Jacks.
http://www.keyswalletphone.com/Christmas2014/deezaccagnini2014.mp3

Donna Maxwell
Special Request: Based of first song I ever wrote on grandma's piano.
http://www.keyswalletphone.com/Christmas2014/donnamaxwell2014.mp3

Doug Staas
Nice Boy List: Too weird for the Naughty List.
http://www.keyswalletphone.com/Christmas2014/dougstaas2014.mp3

Ed Gavalek
Naughty Boy List: For increasing crime rates by introducing Black Market Harry Potter toy trade
http://www.keyswalletphone.com/Christmas2014/edgavalek2014.mp3

Gabriela McManus
Nice Girl List: Lovely Desert Rose
http://www.keyswalletphone.com/Christmas2014/gabriellamcmanus2014.mp3

Hanna Altman
Nice Girl List: A lovely mommy
http://www.keyswalletphone.com/Christmas2014/hannaaltman2014.mp3

Honeybee Sweetapple
Naughty Girl List: Sneaking to goth clubs
http://www.keyswalletphone.com/Christmas2014/honeybeesweetapple2014.mp3

Jeaneen Treichler Kish
Nice Girl List: For taking the horror burden off of Santa
http://www.keyswalletphone.com/Christmas2014/jeaneentreichlerkish2014.mp3

Jessica Clelland
Special Request: Something like Nine Inch Nails… for a Christmas song… of course.
http://www.keyswalletphone.com/Christmas2014/jessicaclelland2014.mp3

Jessica Windsheimer
Naughty Girl List: For trying to make someone think they are crazy.
http://www.keyswalletphone.com/Christmas2014/jessicawindsheimer2014.mp3

Jo DeCicco
Special Request: Asked for a lullaby for Noah and Emma.
http://www.keyswalletphone.com/Christmas2014/jodecicco2014.mp3

John Schell
Nice Boy List: For using job to improve the economy
http://www.keyswalletphone.com/Christmas2014/johnschell2014.mp3

June Couch
Nice Girl List: For being a lovely lady
http://www.keyswalletphone.com/Christmas2014/junecouch2014.mp3

Kim Rullo
Special Request: Asked for something celestial.
http://www.keyswalletphone.com/Christmas2014/kimrullo2014.mp3

Kimberly Miller
Naughty Girl List: Misbehaving at Def Leppard concerts
http://www.keyswalletphone.com/Christmas2014/kimberlymiller2014.mp3

Lisa Toboz
Special Request: Asked for something Black Sabbath-like. Made it a Krampus Song.
http://www.keyswalletphone.com/Christmas2014/lisatoboz2014.mp3

Megan Kearns
Naughty Girl List: Obnoxious bahavior
http://www.keyswalletphone.com/Christmas2014/megankearns2014.mp3

Meghan McGeary
Nice Girl List: For being a wonderful mommy and behaving on St. Patty’s Day
http://www.keyswalletphone.com/Christmas2014/meghanmcgeary2014.mp3

Melinda Williams
Naughty Girl List: Gamecocks games and misbehaving.
http://www.keyswalletphone.com/Christmas2014/melindawilliams2014.mp3

Michael McBurney
Nice Boy List: For being funny regardless of injury to Santa's tummy
http://www.keyswalletphone.com/Christmas2014/michaelmcburney2014.mp3

Mike Miller
Special Request: Actually, my own request. A tip of the hat to Mikey's bad singing and Candy Crush love.
http://www.keyswalletphone.com/Christmas2014/mikemiller2014.mp3

Paul Frye
Special Request: My own preference… A Neptunian Christmas with Paul.
http://www.keyswalletphone.com/Christmas2014/paulfrye2014.mp3

Pete Stevens
Naughty Boy List: Beating up kids for their bubble gum money to buy bass strings
http://www.keyswalletphone.com/Christmas2014/petestevens2014.mp3

Sam Shaughnessy (Anita's son)
Nice Boy List: Anita (Syd's mom) said Sam is on the Nice List. See also Anita Shaughnessy and Syd Shaughnessy.
http://www.keyswalletphone.com/Christmas2014/samshaughnessy2014.mp3

Sanja Sa
Special Request: Inspired. No words yet. Hint… "No whiskey here. No Worries. She flies on with her own chemistry"
http://www.keyswalletphone.com/Christmas2014/sanjasa2014.mp3

Sara Elizabeth
Naughty Girl List: Too much wine to behave while walking little white dog
http://www.keyswalletphone.com/Christmas2014/saraelizabeth2014.mp3

Sarah Link
Special Request: A western song about losing your Sarah to Texas.
http://www.keyswalletphone.com/Christmas2014/sarahlink2014.mp3

Sarah Wojdylak
Special Request: All vocals, no instruments. Inspired by Hooked on a Feeling.
http://www.keyswalletphone.com/Christmas2014/sarahwojdylak2014.mp3

Stephen Birkhimer
Naughty Boy List: All picky about the PH in the name.
http://www.keyswalletphone.com/Christmas2014/stephenbirkhimer2014.mp3

Susan Shaw-Jones
Nice Girl List: For not being a stark raving mad lunatic
http://www.keyswalletphone.com/Christmas2014/susanshawjones2014.mp3

Syd Shaughnessy (Anita's daughter)
Naughty Girl List: Anita (Syd's mom) said Syd is on the Naughty List. See also Anita Shaughnessy and Sam Shaughnessy.
http://www.keyswalletphone.com/Christmas2014/sydshaughnessy2014.mp3

Tiffany Wolfe Shaffer
Naughty Girl List: Using photography to manipulate male models
http://www.keyswalletphone.com/Christmas2014/tiffanywolfeshaffer2014.mp3

Lyrics vid... because why not...

Morning Wine A song about drinking wine in the morning and why it is awesome. by Randall Schweinsberg 2012

New tune on the new piano. http://www.keyswalletphone.com/Morning_Wine.mp3

KWPS has successfully captured undenial proof of the existence of ghosts! If you listen closely you can hear one of the spirits singing Happy Birthday to Lisa Toboz.

EVP Happy Birthday A rare example of EVP (Electronic Voice Phenomenon) where you can hear several distinct spirits. One spirit is clearly singing Happy Birthday to Lisa. Record...

Everyone keep an eye out for The Long Knives album Holy Ghost Points coming out this summer. TLK hooked up with the label Mirkwood Recordings to make it happen. Helping a great band record some excellent original music and seeing them partner with a good label fighting the good fight to get it out there... yeah, THIS is the RIGHT kind of business to be in!

Required listening for St. Patrick's Day!

Drink Dance and Fight by Animated Corey Meghan's serenade HAD to be an Irish drinking song! Special thanks to Sarah, Brianna and Terri for backing vocals!

Here's a sneak peak of All the Girls Wear Leather. This will be on the The Long Knives' album Holy Ghost Points (recorded here). As soon as the songs are mastered the album will emerge on CD and iTunes so watch for it in the next couple of months! Show a local band some love, Western PA!

All The Girls Wear Leather - "Holy Ghost Points" Demo (Unmastered) Demos from the Holy Ghost Points sessions. These are the unmastered versions.