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I know, I know, I get into these little "themes" when doing customs but after doing the USPS custom Postal...why not more delivery bots?

I mean they're supposed to blend in and be robots in disguise. Who even looks twice at these nowadays?

So I bashed up a new concept for Parcel, the UPS covert Decepticon.

Postal - USPS x Transformers Crossover

Postal has been on the back burner since 2025 and I'm so happy how he turned out. Is he perfect? No. But he's fun and I honestly like the mold better on him, even if it isn't an exact match to real postal trucks.

After much discussion in the sidechat, I also decided to swap out the big honking sniper rifle for a respectable shotgun. It's a little better suited for taking care of bot dogs nipping at his heels.

Full Bio:

Name: Postal

Function: Ground Message Delivery

Motto:
"Don't shoot the messenger, or they may just shoot you."
— u/TheTsarofAll

Profile

Neither rain, nor sleet, nor Decepticon attacks can stop Postal from completing his deliveries.

With Soundwave and other Decepticons constantly monitoring electronic communications, Optimus Prime recognized the need for a secure physical courier. Postal was created to transport sensitive information between Autobots and trusted human allies without the risk of interception.

Postal takes great pride in his assignment. He can usually be heard whistling as he travels from one destination to the next, delivering messages, supplies and encouragement in equal measure. Friendly and upbeat, he always has a kind word for the Autobots and humans he meets along his route.

His enthusiasm for the job is so great that Optimus Prime occasionally has to remind him that they are fighting a war and not running a postal service.

Abilities

Postal is one of the few Autobots capable of operating effectively in nearly any environment. His specialized all-terrain tires allow him to traverse mud, snow, desert sands, volcanic rock and even damaged Cybertronian surfaces with ease. Few Autobots can match his mobility across difficult terrain.

His primary weapon is a Mace-Ray Shotgun, which emits an intense burst of light capable of temporarily blinding and disorienting opponents for several minutes. This gives Postal an opportunity to escape or gain the upper hand in combat.

Postal also has a hidden compartment system that can carry a variety of mission-specific cargo. On rare covert operations authorized by Optimus Prime or senior Autobot command, he may transport concealed explosives or other specialized equipment to support resistance efforts behind enemy lines.

Weaknesses

Despite his courage, Postal suffers from an irrational fear of animals, particularly cats and dogs. He has been known to retreat from opponents that would pose little actual threat to him if they resemble creatures he fears.

The Decepticons are fully aware of this weakness. Ravage frequently exploits Postal's phobia, often causing him to panic and abandon otherwise secure positions.

Postal is also slower than most Autobot cars. His heavy-duty tires and the large loads he routinely carries reduce his top speed and acceleration.

His Mace-Ray Shotgun presents another hazard. The weapon's powerful flash can reflect off nearby surfaces, and Postal has accidentally blinded himself more than once while using it.

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A couple of classic Transformers-style tech spec ratings as well:

Strength: 6

Intelligence: 7

Speed: 4

Endurance: 9

Rank: 4

Courage: 7

Firepower: 5

Skill: 8

Here's my hot take on the fact that the new Starscream is going to be a Target exclusive.

It pays for the mold. Giving them exclusivity over an A-Class character most likely paid for the mold that we're getting all the rest of the Seekers from.

Working on a little OC named Postal. He's kind of a scout/messenger as well as a sniper.
I mocked up an idea I had for the coloring as well as some minor details.

"Freedom is the right of all sentient beings."

Happy Pride Month! ❤️🏳️‍🌈

So we have an update to the new crossover collab list "leaked".

Two questions: For my custom folks, which ones have you already done? (I've got Meddler the Mystery Machine and Batman on my Bingo card)

For everyone else: What do you think they'll be?

SwittCraft Transformers Spring Cleaning Sale 2026

PLEASE READ ALL COPY BEFORE ASKING QUESTIONS.

REMOVED PHOTOS OF SOLD ITEMS.

All included accessories are shown. If you don't see them, they aren't there, but feel free to ask!

SOLD $275 - Transformers POTP PP-43 SDCC Throne of the Primes Optimus Primal - includes ALL OF THE POWER OF THE PRIMES MATRIX PIECES. Throne is included, but increases shipping.

$35 - Transformers POTP Leader Evolution Optimus Prime w/ Toyhax

$25 - Transformers WFC: Siege Megatron WFC-S12 with upgraded arm cannon, & free 3rd party mace and sword

$130 - Transformers Generations Combiner Wars Bruticus

$230 - Transformers CW Victorion

$65 - Transformers Legacy United G1 Universe Leader Class Soundwave with Buzzsaw, Laserbeak & Ravage

$35 - Transformers Earthrise Thundercracker

SOLD $35 - Transformers Generations Selects WFC-GS09 Hot Shot

$15 - Transformers Legacy United Deluxe Beast Wars Tarantulas (orange)

$10 - Transformers POTP Outback
$10 + TR Ramhorn
SOLD $10 - Transformers POTP Seaspray
SOLD $10 - Transformers POTP Windcharger

$20 - Transformers Generations T30 Swerve
$15 - OS KO CW Powerglide
$20 - TR Rewind

$25 - DNA Design DK67G - parts: Godzilla head, arms, bot head

$425 - Transformers WFC: Siege Orthia Female Combiner set: Elita-1, Moonracer, Novastar, Greenlight, and Lancer. All weapons and accessories included EXCEPT Orthia feet; alternates included.
- Included FREE: Nightbird (complete) and Chromia (no accessories).
-CYBERTRON STAGE NOT INCLUDED.
-Sold as a set, and will not piecemeal.

SOLD $85 - Transformers Earthrise/Kingdom "Charlie's Angels" - Elita-1 (center), Lifeline (left), and Arcee (right)

SOLD $30 - Transformers TR Windblade
SOLD $30 - Transformers T30 Chromia

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Hellboy/Abe Sapien x Transformers Crossover Customs

Taking a break from Nintendo to finally do this duo after sitting on them for 5+ years. As HB is one of my fav characters, I always wanted to do enough accessories to do him justice with a few little nods to the movies and comics.

For those asking his right hand is magnetic and swappable between open and closed fists.

Overall I'm pretty stoked about how they turned out! What about yous?

Someone recommended using Solus Prime for Princess Zelda for my crossover series and after some digibashing, I can't say they're wrong.