Dig That 'Do

Joe said, “Give me the Jason Kelce.” 🏈 🦅 🏈

I said, “Say less!”

The Good Boy Treats are now self-serve. Annnnd on the honor system.

Tyson: “Sooooo, when are you gonna clean the dog hair off of that ceiling fan?”
Me: 😬

There are typically 3 reasons I won’t put a bandana on a dog after its groom:

🐶Pet parent request ✅

🐶I forgot to make the trek to Hobby Lobby for more bandana material 🚗💨

🐶The dog has the coolest collar & there’s no way to top it 🥁

His name is Zildjian, like the cymbal he’s wearing. His dad is “with the band” so Zilly always gets back stage passes.

Anonymous Caller: “Hi…I was wondering if you trim butt flaps? I’m a little embarrassed…I’ve really let mine go & they could REALLY use some attention.” ✂️ 🍑✂️

Me: “Absolutely. It happens to the best of us.”

*Butt flaps blurred to protect her identity*
🐕 ☀️

🐶If you see a baby, you should snuggle her! 🐶

Her name is Cutie Tootie Judy BaBooty.
Ok that’s not her registered name, but that’s what’s in my appointment book & my heart.

Care to share your own pet’s name evolution in the comments? Would love to hear how we got here!

Milo said “Hit me with a little extra volumizing shampoozie for my bath today, k?”

I said, “Bet!” (It’s what all the kids are saying these days 😂)

Shake Level: Expert

*proof in the comments”