Section 31 Real Estate Intelligence

Lunch time. Yes, I lean like a Cholo.

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Getting the new place together for Shabbat. Welcome to Ohr Achdut’s new home.

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Hola, mi llamo A.P., soy peligroso y travieso. Chag Pasakeh Sameakh! Jag Pascua Sameaj.

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Be willing to do whatever you need to do be successful…

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I locked two mortgages this week. Both files are solid, they are motivated borrowers, and I’m saving them tons of many with consolidating their debts. One family, over 3k a month, another single mom, over $600 per month. It feels good helping people afford their lives better. The coolest thing about being a mortgage banker, the lock fee. That guarantees you don’t get shopped.

Once the lock fee is collected, they don’t shop me with other mortgage lenders. 80% of Mortgages that I lock, close. If the don’t close, they don’t get their lock fee back. A nasty lady in Oklahoma FA’ed, and FO’ed we don’t do refunds when the loan can be closed and playing games is on the borrower’s menu.

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Every once in a while, we need a new life. This guy definitely needs a new life.

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Introducing the Netanyahu Poshol Nahui 6000 Jewish Space Laser, protecting humanity wherever they go, from Terrorists, even on Mars.

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A Jewish man should be righteous as his creator demands. But when he sins, he should sin like a Jew.

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What an awesome day…

Coworkers have noticed me drinking 4 to 5 energy drinks a day. They suggested drinking more water and that might help with energy.

It might?

Those who know me, you know. And no, that’s not an option.

How the POTUS will actually buy Greenland 🇬🇱…

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