Navy Humor

Breakfast was always my favorite...

I hear their finally making a sequel to Office Space. It's set on a Navy ship this time.

Before I stared at a computer screen all day, I stared at a throttle board.

I have spent many hours using this tool. You?

Been There, Done That. Second year in, then a clean record after that. Alcohol was involved. Makes for a funny(ish) story.

Secure for sea doesn't come with seatbelts!

Read an article about how the 'vintage' ones are in demand.
Don't know what happened to mine.
Do you still have yours?

I feel this from time to time, especially when I see a ship in the distance.

That's as quiet as it gets these day.

"There was that one time I had to break in a new chair. It took weeks to get it just right!"