Reading Lines

ME AM SMART?

Out here with my “I hate Andy Muller” bumper sticker

GOOD MORNING AMERICA MONDAY MORNING RAIL, ITS TIME FOR SHOW AND TELL!!!!

WHERE ARE THE FEMALE RAILFANS AT? I WOULD LIKE TO USE THIS ON THEM, IT WILL FEEL AS TONY THE TIGER SAYS “GRRRRREAT!!!!”

TICKETS TO RIDE INCLUDE A TICKET TO WATCH FROM THE CUCK CHAIR! DONT FORGET THE SEATBELT! FOR AN EXTRA $12 WE WILL CALL YOU THE CUCKDUCTOR. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER GOBBLESS.

When you feel the rain on your skin, just remember that may be a sign of an impending crown sheet failure (the 1278 can feel it for you because that water sure as f**k isn’t covering the crown sheet).

MUST BE OVER 5’4” TO RIDE!!!
(LOOKING AT YOU CHILDREN AND THOSE WHO LOOK LIKE CHILDREN)
FOR CHILDREN (AND WEIRD ADULTS) UNDER 5’4” WE ARE OFFERING SPECIAL MEET AND GREETS WITH THE EASTER BUNNY
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
- DO NOT EAT THE YELLOW SNOW

*casually uses Reading 6 chime passenger whistle as a urinal while calling myself a good little crusader*

All T-Hog calling babies will be beaten senseless by every able bodied patron in the bar.

What’s up everyone. Been a while. We recently celebrated our golden spike of whatever and had a T-1 and K-1 meet for the anniversary. Welcome to disney world 🎉 🎉

Open the door, Jesus has spoken.

Since Tennessee Alabama & Georgia Railway had to give up on their new build, we’re gonna build a G-3 pacific from the ground up. Suck it Britain...

Someone lit our roundhouse on fire and torched our T-1 (future I10sa), to whoever you are, f**k you. We believe the culprit to be Reading Company or one of their accomplice roads and we would like to have anyone with knowledge leave a comment for a $10k reward. Thanks love you all❤️

B&O Museum won’t give us the T-1, who’s pullin’ up to help us steal it?