Reading Lines

Dear random railroad museum with a weird name, your Steamtown Railfest videos are stupid and make me not like you. You have become my second least favorite railroad museum. (The Conrail stuff is cool, so you get a bit of a pass)

If the shoe fits, wear it sister

By popular demand, we are changing the name of the Iron Horse Rambles excursions with our Iron Horse Ramblers to the Iron Horse Rumbles! If you are kinky you can still call our good little p**o magnets the “Ramblers” or you can refer to them by their new gender affirming term, “the Iron Horse Rumblers” thank you for your attention to this matter!

What sound does a Reading G-3 make???

Railfanning in Pennsylvania is like playing dodgeball, but instead of dodging plushy balls, you are dodging p**ophile balls at every turn (this is a cry for help)

Make sure to buy your official Reading Lines licensed body pillow (or throw pillow!) today, deliverable same day anywhere on our system, so you’ll have them in time for your pillow fights with teenage friends(looking at a few people in particular)! Throw pillows available in the classic Reading Lines diamond, or in the shape of a 55 ton hopper (coal not included). Body pillows available in the shape of a Reading T-Hog 4-8-4 (multiple road numbers and paint schemes available), ALCo C630, or EMD SD45 locomotives. A limited edition EMD FT A-B set body pillow will be sent for free with the first 50 orders of the T-Hog pillow! (Mmmmm, tasty). Call or message now to order yours today!

https://youtu.be/YyYXvG038dE?is=AcdfKBjEP-T0GhIX
The embodiment of the shortline railroading spirit

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Can someone please explain to me in layman’s terms why steam trains (specifically the Reading 2102) attracts p**ophiles and creepy old men? Also why the child following of that locomotive is so susceptible to being diddled like a fiddle? Asking for a friend.

With all the talk of AI, just remember, I am too lazy to learn to use AI. Also I like the environment. Now back to your regularly scheduled programming.

It’s not a T-1, it’s a T-Hog because it looks like your mother who is a fat ugly pig

Okay google, how do I become gods perfect little t***k?