Designpathology

Ok, why not, me too. Like so many others, I have a created a profile on Cara. Come check it out and see if this could be “the one” that saves us all.

I’ll also be posting heavily and un-croppedly on Patreon (for FREE), so look me up on there if you go. Going forward it will be my main home.

That’s right Instagram, share a picture of my new profile on a different service, lil bitch. I hope your AI likes hidden pen*ses and misaligned noses, cuz that’s what I’m feeding you from now on!

*ahem* kbye!

My Insane Criminal vinyl sticker was on The Reddit this week! THANK YOU to all my new fans with their delightful orders! Now I can pay my bills! YOU ARE VERY HANK!

In honor of my 24 hours of popularity, I’d like to bring back the FREE Enrico sticker offer! If you want an Enrico for free, please send a self-addressed stamped envelope to:
Designpathology
PO BOX 4293
Milton, FL 32572

✌️ Thank you again for the smol boost. It was very needed and appreciated 💜

HAPPY FIRST DAY OF SPRING! 💜🍀🌼 Plant MOAR plants! Pollinators are comin! (Send me a message if you need some seeds 🌺🌿 you don’t even need to plant them, just toss them out the window while you drive 😄) Public lands and ditches make great gardens!

I have been able to get my fingers in many sinister soups. Some for my fandom community, some for my physical community - I look forward to sharing with you soon 💜 Don’t be nice, be good.

Personal Post: My son’s Middle School has started an afterschool Theater Club. It’s adorable. And he’s the only boy in it 😁😆 Their first performance is coming up in about 3 weeks, and he has 3 parts and a monologue. I’m so proud!

This week he came home with a fundraising letter from the teacher who runs the club. They just started in January and the school doesn’t provide them any funding. Their current budget is $0 and they are looking to purchase some costumes, sets, makeup, and all those other theater-y things. Obviously I will be supporting them, but it’s a small club in a rural, public school and I really want to see them THRIVE. So I’m bothering you. 😁

I’ve set up a Paypal link for donations to the Theater Club for the next 2 weeks. Link is in my bio and my stories. Anyone who donates will totally be thanked in the program of the club’s first performance! 💜 please help if you want!

Art, music, and theater is where many of us found our talents, our friends, and our futures, and it is so important that every kid has these opportunities to be creative and weird.

Thank you for reading! Any help is appreciated - please share with your people! 💜🖤

A fanart for you. 💜 Don’t lose it - reuse it! Your friends, that is.

These will be in the shop now! They are stickers! A respectable 3”, I think. Clear vinyl, no less. Only the best.

PATRONS: I’ma send you one o these tmrw as part of your Feb rewards! You’ve earned it! 👍 Cuz they arrived too late to make it into Jan rewards lol

NEW in the shop! For some reason!

8” Glossy vinyl stickers that endeavor to alert fellow motorists to hasten themselves out of your way, lest you take a fortnight to fill up with petroleum distillate and re-vulcanize the tires!

PATRONS! You’ll receive one in your Feb rewards! 💜

Mr Rogers was the best of us. A thoughtful, tolerant human who wanted everyone to be treated kindly.

Let us spend some time this winter learning more about his work and incorporating his teachings into our personal lives.

“Y’all need Mr Rogers.”

Good morning from Chattanooga, Tennessee! It’s Day 1 of Con Nooga, my favorite con of the year! It’s got it all - a massive space, the deadliest con artists, the friendliest goers, and the comfiest hotel with the free-est breakfast!

…also all my friends and favorite city. 😄 I’m home!

I’ll be here til Sunday night - come say howdy and get a free sticker! Bring me a Cherry Pepsi and get a free pin! 🌈

Summer is sticky, now.

I wish every hat came with a whip…

Hank stickers in shop! Weee!

BEHOLD, Sinner Units! THE GOOD BOOK 3.0 2” Charm!

I’m in my chonky acrylic fanart jewelry phase. There is no higher plane of ascension.

NEW JUNK! Winter Shop update is live! It includes all the random crap seen here.

It also formally introduces the beginning of Designpathology’s NEW questionably-necessary Unofficial Comprehensive Adventure Siblings Shirt Club! Where every week I make designs based on every single episode of VB for no reason other than I have them memorized and want to. [They are in no particular order and in no way reference or imitate the actual Official Shirt Club designs. They are not high-quality, limited edition, or restricted to single colors. See, couldn’t be more different!]

K Bye