Kraken Acres

See what's crackin' at Kraken Acres... How does a land locked sailor stay busy? Kraken Acres is our forever homestead. I decided to bring it back to life.

By performing magic, renovating the homestead and growing timber...or that's the plan. My wife and I sold our house in Westland, a nice suburban town that's great to raise children in. We lived walking distance between the Elementary and the Middle School. Now that are children have flown the coop, we pulled chocks and abandoned the city. We found a nice 10 acre tree farm that wasn't properly curated by the previous owner. This is a self serving chronicle of what's crackin' at Kraken Acres.

05/21/2026

⚔️ 🛡️ FINAL WEEKEND ALERT! 🛡️ ⚔️

The Vikings are coming… and so are the Shield Maidens! 🍻

Join **Cap’n Sean Magician & Mirf the Magnificent** for the **FINAL WEEKEND** of the **Southern Indiana Renaissance Faire** in **Seymour, IN**!

🐾 **Experience “Mirf’s Card Conspiracy”**
Watch as Mirf the Magnificent takes center stage in a magical mystery of cards, comedy, and impossible surprises! Will Mirf uncover your chosen card… or is there something more mischievous afoot? 👀♠️

📍 **Southern Indiana Renaissance Faire**
📅 **May 23–24**
🚪 **Gates Open at 10:00 AM**
🎭 **Showtimes:** 12:30 • 3:00 • 5:30

🍺 Stick around for the crowd favorite:
🎶 **“Get Tanked” Pub Sing – 6:00 PM**

Bring the family, raise a mug, and help us close out the Faire with one unforgettable Viking weekend full of magic, laughter, and a little bit of Mirf-fueled mayhem!

⚔️ Skål! We’ll see ye at the Faire!