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*This is not a joke *

After a few minutes of deliberation, we have made a HUGE & exciting decision.

We are proud to announce that Moose will officially be entering the breeding industry!

That’s right - we are creating the world’s first Germoodle™.

A German Shepherd + Poodle mix that nobody asked for, but everyone will somehow still pay $5,000 for.

We chose this pairing based on several highly scientific factors:

1. The name sounds like a medical condition, which gives it credibility.

2. “Hypoallergenic” is a buzzword & I plan on abusing it.

3. If there’s one thing I’ve learned, it’s that people will refinance their homes for anything with “doodle” in the name.

4. I refuse to compromise the structural integrity of a well bred Shepherd with Moose’s… less than ideal genes.

Now, onto the breeding program.

We partnered with a very reputable breeder I found on Craigslist.
He owns a 6 month old, unregistered, mini teacup, double merle female, which I’m pretty sure is either illegal or impossible.. maybe both.

He assured me she is “ready to go” which is all the medical clearance I need.

Moose, as you may know, brings nothing to the table genetically except enthusiasm & good looks, so we feel this is a balanced pairing.

We are expecting a litter of no less than 14 puppies, because we’ve chosen to completely ignore how biology works.

Deposits are open NOW.

No annoying contracts.
No in-depth vetting.
No questions asked.

If you have $500 for a deposit & access to Venmo, you are exactly the kind of responsible owner we’re looking for.

Each Germoodle™ puppy will come with:

•A completely unpredictable coat (could shed, could not, could combust.. just focus on the “could not” part)

•The structural integrity of over cooked spaghetti

• A personality that most would describe as “a liability”

We are also offering a couple premium add-ons:

• Basic obedience training (we will say “sit” once & see what happens)

• Socialization (they will watch Moose make bad decisions in real time)

This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to own something that should not exist.

Act fast!!

Sometimes “steal” is spelled R-E-S-C-U-E

Sign us up for the next raid 🙋🏼‍♀️

EXCLUSIVE: Animal activists storm animal testing facility, steal dozens of Beagles used for "research"

An Ann Arbor man was arrested after about 60 activists broke into the facility in Madison, Wisconsin last weekend. About 2,000 Beagles are kept in small cages and can't go outside or socialize.

Ridglan Farms breeds, sells and performs test on Beagles at their facility. They're accused of serious animal abuse claims including not using anesthesia during painful medical-testing procedures.

30 Beagles were rescued before sheriff's deputies got there and arrested activists. 23 of the beagles are with an undisclosed rescue and the other seven are with investigators.

The activists are hoping to put pressure on the facility to release the dogs before they forfeit their license to breed in July.

VIDEO FROM INSIDE THE FACILITY IN COMMENTS

If you’ve ever wanted a life size teddy bear with the personality to match… then allow us to introduce you to Bennie! 🧸

Bennie is 75 lbs of Goldendoodle love and energy, ready to be by your side for any adventure. Whether it’s a leisurely hike, taking the boat out on the lake, an afternoon at the office, or just some rainy day cuddles, Bennie’s been-there-done-that and is happy to be apart of it all!

At 6-years-old, Bennie is past the puppy stage, but don’t let that fool you - the doodle energy is still there in spades! A highly social, absolute ball of affection, Bennie would love an active family with size-appropriate human or canine siblings to play with.

All adoptables come fully vaccinated, microchipped, spayed/neutered, and HW/fecal clear. Vet & groomer reference required.

Apply to meet your new best friend at www.petprojectusa.org/adopt

📸: Dorean Alequin

Meet your next hobby sport sidekick!

Rocky is a 4-month-old Australian Cattle Dog Mix nearing graduation from a professional puppy training program 🎓

Specifically selected by our incredible training partner, Bark Spot, Rocky is a standout puppy with an incredible temperament and exceptional promise. Rocky comes highly socialized, crate-trained, housebroken, with mastery of basic obedience including sit, down, come, (implied) stay, place, and a loose leash heel.

Rocky is affectionate, intelligent, curious, and confident, with a high drive suitable as an active companion or hobby sport placement. Rocky would excel in a home with someone who has working breed experience and the desire to maximize his potential, including the physical and financial ability to commit to ongoing training in Central Florida.

In addition to his advanced puppy training, Rocky comes fully vaccinated, boosted, microchipped, hw/fecal clear, with a prepaid age-appropriate neuter. *His tax-deductible adoption donation is $550.

💙 WALTER 💙

Absolutely stunning 8-month-old Bully with a personality to match. Dog, cat, kid friendly.

Apply to Adopt: www.petprojectusa.org/adopt

📸: Dorean Alequin

Beau is a Boxer mix puppy with a spirit even more beautiful than his soft green eyes and flashy chocolate brindle coat 😍

Sweet Beau had a very rough early start to life that is already being buried under layers of love and adventure! At just a few weeks old, Beau was thrown from a truck on a freeway. Thankfully, a Good Samaritan rushed to his aid, wrapping him up and taking him to a nearby vet. After tending to his needs, she brought him home, where he began rapidly healing. As he was just regaining his health and strength, he was bitten by one of the other dogs in the home.

Now finishing his healing journey at PetProject, Beau is searching for his perfect Central FL foster-to-adopt family. Despite all that he’s been through, Beau is forgiving, affectionate, and extremely friendly with all people, dogs, cats, and children. He truly has a remarkable spirit, unmatched resilience, and unlimited love to offer.

Apply at: www.petprojectusa.org/adopt

Maybe you’ll get too lost in his green eyes to notice the jagged edges of his ears, or love having him at your side too much to witness his loneliness when you leave.

Because after months of suffering and only weeks of love, he’s already beginning to trust that hands would always be gentle, his bowl would always be refilled, and his family would always return.

Walter is dog friendly, adores children, and has already mastered basic obedience. His is playful, extremely affectionate, and fiercely loyal.

Adopting Walter may not change the whole world, but it will change his forever

ℹ️ ~8-month-old bully mix
👶🏼 kid friendly
🐶 dog friendly
🏠 basic obedience

Apply to Foster-to-Adopt: www.petprojectusa.org/adopt

If you love Labs but not their size, then allow us to introduce you to Zoomie 😍

A Lab trapped in a Corgi’s body, this 8-month-old pup packs all of the happy-go-lucky Labrador energy into a 35lbs fun size package. He’s affectionate, intelligent, family-friendly, and athletic, yet compact enough for smaller yards, easy travel, and ultimate lap cuddles!

Zoomie is crate trained, housebroken, good on leash, friendly with dogs and children, comes fully vaccinated, neutered, microchipped, fecal/hw negative, and is ready to find his furever family!

Apply now at www.petprojectusa.org/adopt

Picture a cozy winter evening by the fire, a whiskey beside you… except…

this “Whiskey” comes in the form of 75 lbs of fluffy golden curls and rambunctious doodle energy instead of bourbon!

If you like your Whiskey extra sweet, equally strong, with a hint of spice and no bite, this one has been carefully aged for 9 months — still young, full of spirit, and very much developing his finish.

He’s extremely loving and social, but still unrefined around the edges, so this Whiskey’s best enjoyed in a home without young children or extra small pets. A special thank you to our friends over at Bark Spot who have generously sponsored his obedience training - because any Whiskey is best with a little more time and a smoother finish!

*Must be 21+ to apply: www.petprojectusa.org/adopt

All adoptables come fully vaccinated, fecal/HW negative, microchipped with lifetime registration, with pre-paid age-appropriate spay/neuter.

All our rescue babies want for Christmas is to feel their best and find their furever homes! SLAC’s got them covered on the first part… ❤️‍🩹🎄