Funky Monkey

We are trying something new. This Friday we will be open from 10am-10pm. We will also be offering Red Beans and Rice for dine in or carry out.

🚨 EPISODE 8: THE OIL CONSPIRACY 🚨

The funeral for Fryer #1 had barely ended when the Monkey received a mysterious tip.

According to an anonymous source, a massive replacement fryer had been located and transported to the Funky Monkey.

Hope returned.

The crowd cheered.

Justice seemed within reach.

Then disaster struck.

Investigators discovered the fryer required so much oil that nearby fishermen began asking if it needed its own boat slip.

The Monkey immediately launched an audit.

Where had all the oil gone?

Who benefited?

Why was there never enough?

The investigation quickly led back to the usual suspects.

Bigfoot denied everything.

Littlefoot denied everything.

One pelican requested legal representation.

As tensions rose, a second fryer was borrowed from a friend.

Witnesses say the Monkey confidently plugged it in, crossed his arms, and announced:

“Case closed.”

The fryer did not turn on.

Not once.

Not even a little.

It was pronounced dead at the scene.

The Monkey has now been forced to operate an emergency frying system consisting of an aluminum pot balanced on top of the flat top grill.

Authorities have described the setup as:

“Technically frying.”

Meanwhile, Queen’s Clean has issued a statement asking everyone to please stop blaming Bigfoot for appliance failures until actual evidence is presented.

The Monkey responded by unveiling a new corkboard covered in string, pushpins, receipts, and a handwritten note that simply reads:

“FOLLOW THE OIL.”

To be continued…

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🚨 SPECIAL REPORT 🚨

The Monkey’s investigation into Littlefoot has suffered a major setback.

Just days after exposing Bigfoot’s evil twin brother, the Monkey’s trusted fryer mysteriously passed away.

A memorial service was held beside the dock. A white napkin reading “RIP” was placed over the fryer while friends and family paid their respects.

The Monkey immediately suspected foul play.

A giant replacement fryer was located in storage, but investigators discovered it required approximately 47 gallons of oil and the GDP of a small nation to operate.

A second fryer was generously donated by a friend.

It also died.

The Monkey is now operating a temporary frying system consisting of an aluminum pot sitting on top of the flat top grill.

When asked if this setup met health and safety standards, the Monkey replied:

“Next question.”

Bigfoot has denied any involvement.

Littlefoot has denied even knowing what a fryer is.

The Monkey remains unconvinced.

Queen Clean has reportedly offered counseling services to everyone involved.

The investigation continues…
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We are out of town today. We may have someone able to watch the shop but don’t know. Sorry for any inconvenience

At work? No ride? Don’t feel like getting out? We are now on DoorDash

I sick today and won’t be at the shop. I’m so sorry for any inconvenience

Ok so I ran out of time to have a physical garage sale. So I’ll post some pics here and you can see if you want anything.

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We will be available through DoorDash starting Wednesday.