The Highlander

Kenny Holub is pulling a double today. Come help keep him sane while he holds it down all day and night.

Then at 7 PM sharp, Randy takes over the mic for TRIVIA.

Bring your smartest friends, your random useless knowledge, and let Kenny pour you some drinks while you try to win some bragging rights. Doors open at 3 PM—come get a table early! 🧠🍺✍️

You can't sleep your way to the top, but you can absolutely drink yourself to the bottom. Let's start with top shelf! OW-OwWw!! 🥃🔥

Speaking of top shelf, ​ Cowart is here all day to pour all your favorite dranks before Tuesday shows up with its inevitable bu****it.

​Come show me some love on your way home! Open a tab, grab a few cold ones, and let's get through Monday together. ☀️🍹🍺

Tonight on Unsolved Mysteries:
The Pub Restroom.
A woman enters the stall with underwear. She exits without them.
No witnesses.
No struggle.
Just a lonely lace thong left on the floor. Did she ascend to another dimension? Did she make a tactical error? Someone pls call Netflix.

We all heard her break up with you last night so we know you're ready to drink, pls don't make it weird.

We're honestly shocked you even pulled her in the first place.

Anyway, the doors open soon. Get on over here!

Bartender: would it be awkward if I asked you out?

Customer: 🫣🥰 NoOOoO!!

Bartender: Cool, we just did last call so get out!

We would be absolutely terrible people if we didn't take a moment to stop and wish Ms. Deborah Rodriguez a happy birthday today! 🎂

If you’ve ever had a drink served to you at this pub, eaten here or been cleaned up after, you basically owe this woman a thank you card.

Debbie has single-handedly birthed, raised, or supplied approximately 90% of our current bar staff. We aren't just a pub; we are essentially a Debbie franchise at this point.

​So fb family, please stop what you're doing and let's celebrate the woman responsible for half the faces behind this bar!

Tonight!