Ayo Rook

Husband receives photo from his wife, then immediately wants a divorce😱 - Can you recognize what is wrong with the picture she sent? The answer is in the link in the first comment.⬇️

I USED TO HAVE A HANDLE ON LIFE BUT IT BROKE OFF.

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Life is like a taxi. The meter just keeps a-ticking whether you are getting somewhere or just standing still.

I have had great success being a total idiot.

Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.

Life gives hurdles, but I am an athlete. So, it’s fun.

“Enjoy the little things in life, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.”

I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.

Life is a journey, not a destination. Enjoy the ride and all the experiences along the way.