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It's "World Bicycle Day"

Dad Joke of the Day:
Q: Why can a bicycle not stand up by itself?
A: "Because it is two-tired.."

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It's "National Alligator Day"

Dad Joke of the Day:
Q: What do you call an alligator on Wall Street?
A: "An investi-gator."

We have two special days today.
It's "National Hamburger Day" and "National Brisket Day".
A day made for Texas!

Dad Jokes of the Day:
Q: Why do hamburgers make great actors?
A: "They are always on a roll."

Q: Why did the brisket get a ticket?
A: "It was caught smoking in a public place."

It's "National Grape Popsicle Day".

Dad Joke of the Day:
Q: Why are grape popsicles so good at sharing?
A: "They are grape-ful for their friends."

It's "National Paper Airplane Day".

Dad Joke of the Day:
Q: What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?
A: "Stationary."

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