Midge Blitz

I’ll be back at this Saturday with the GEWDS 🖤🔮🎉 come say haaai!

Happy Mothers Day weekend 🖤🔮✨get ya self something cute w code ILOVEMOM ✨ 15 and up gets 15 puh-cent off 🖤

After a long day of being bitch slapped by our transit system, gaze upon this magnet on your fridge and step into your power🔮✨

Time for a niche drop! I made this for my fellow witches that don’t take no s**t! Thanks for all the support over the past two weeks, I’m gonna buy a pony! (No I’m not)

Keychains guaranteed to alert the townspeople of your presence (they make a lot of jingley noises) 👹👹👹

New stickahs! All for you, New Jersey. Sidenote: If you order these and have never been to New Jersey, I ask you…why???

Ask and you shall receive..no it’s not shirts (NOT YET 😉) I got ya keychains! Magnets! And giant ass buttons! SHIRTS ARE IN THE WORKS!! I’M JUST A GIRL!!!

🧚‍♀️Hi! I’m Midge, sole designer here. My NJ sticker post was a VERY UNEXPECTED BOOST.

💀This app has been laughing/s**tting/screaming in my face for years while I continue to post my work in the hopes it reaches .5% of my meager following. Thanks for the support, WTF took you so long?!?

🔮Aside from all the Jersey themed designs being gobbled up right now, I love making mystical little trinkets and upcycled clothing, along with weird statement earrings. I fu***ng hate screen printing and I’m finding new ways to make apparel soon, it’s why my tshirt stock is dog s**t. Sn**ch one while you still can!

👹I live in Jersey City with my husband and our betta fish , Santa. He’s an as***le (the fish). In my spare time I enjoy feeding my Aries moon by cackling with my friends and working out on a trampoline.

🙌🏻Thanks for being here, buy my art🖤

Some badass tops still up for grabs in my upcycled collection! Was yesterday earth day?? I think it was?

Is this the most Aries you’ve ever Aries-ed?? Are we all Aries-ed out yet? Y/y?
Now zodiac stuff hitting the metaphorical shelves soon ✨