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06/17/2026

๐Ÿฅฐ๐ŸคŸ ๐‡๐ž๐ฒ ๐…๐š๐ฆ! ๐๐ž๐ฌ๐ข๐๐ž๐ฌ ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ ๐จ๐ง๐ฅ๐ข๐ง๐ž ๐ฌ๐ก๐จ๐ฉ, ๐๐ข๐ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ ๐ค๐ง๐จ๐ฐ ๐ฐ๐ก๐š๐ญ ๐ฐ๐ž ๐ก๐š๐ฏ๐ž ๐š ๐’๐ฎ๐›๐ฌ๐ญ๐š๐œ๐ค ๐ฌ๐ข๐ญ๐ž ๐Ÿ๐จ๐ซ ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ ๐ƒ๐š๐ข๐ฅ๐ฒ ๐ƒ๐ฒ๐ณ๐จ๐ซ๐๐ž๐ซ ๐ƒ๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ฉ๐ฌ๐ญ๐ž๐ซ ๐…๐ข๐ซ๐ž ๐๐ž๐ฐ๐ฌ?!? It's chock full of satirical articles and MAGA goofs!

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06/17/2026

๐Ÿšจ ๐๐‘๐„๐€๐Š๐ˆ๐๐† ๐”๐๐ƒ๐€๐“๐„ ๐ˆ๐ ๐“๐‡๐„ ๐Œ๐ˆ๐’๐’๐ˆ๐๐† ๐‰๐„๐’๐”๐’ ๐‚๐€๐’๐„ ๐Ÿšจ
Exclusive raw video from an anonymous source

By Hugh Jassman
๐“๐ก๐ž ๐ƒ๐š๐ข๐ฅ๐ฒ ๐ƒ๐ฒ๐ณ๐จ๐ซ๐๐ž๐ซ ๐ƒ๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ฉ๐ฌ๐ญ๐ž๐ซ ๐…๐ข๐ซ๐ž
June 16, 2026 at 11:15 AM

๐“๐ก๐ž ๐ƒ๐š๐ข๐ฅ๐ฒ ๐ƒ๐ฒ๐ณ๐จ๐ซ๐๐ž๐ซ ๐ƒ๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ฉ๐ฌ๐ญ๐ž๐ซ ๐…๐ข๐ซ๐ž has obtained exclusive raw video from an anonymous source that appears to show Jesus fleeing Secret Service agents across the Reflecting Pool itself in Washington, D.C.

Witnesses claim the footage shows the suspect running directly across the surface of the water while several pursuing agents charged in after him and immediately sank waist-deep into the pool.

As he reached the opposite side, witnesses report the man calling himself Jesus stopped, turned toward the struggling agents and shouted:

โ€œ๐‘ต๐‘ถ๐‘พ ๐’€๐‘ถ๐‘ผโ€™๐‘ฝ๐‘ฌ ๐‘ซ๐‘ถ๐‘ต๐‘ฌ ๐‘ฐ๐‘ป! ๐’€๐‘ถ๐‘ผโ€™๐‘น๐‘ฌ ๐‘จ๐‘ณ๐‘ณ ๐‘ฎ๐‘ถ๐‘ฐ๐‘ต๐‘ฎ ๐‘ป๐‘ถ ๐‘ฏ๐‘ฌ๐‘ณ๐‘ณ! ๐‘ฐโ€™๐‘ด ๐‘ป๐‘ฌ๐‘ณ๐‘ณ๐‘ฐ๐‘ต๐‘ฎ ๐‘ด๐’€ ๐‘ญ๐‘จ๐‘ป๐‘ฏ๐‘ฌ๐‘น! ๐’€๐‘ถ๐‘ผโ€™๐‘น๐‘ฌ ๐‘ฐ๐‘ต ๐‘ฉ๐‘ฐ๐‘ฎ ๐‘ป๐‘น๐‘ถ๐‘ผ๐‘ฉ๐‘ณ๐‘ฌ ๐‘ฉ๐‘ผ๐‘บ๐‘ป๐‘ฌ๐‘น๐‘บ!โ€

According to sources, several agents began nervously scanning the sky while one supervisor was overheard asking if anybody remembered how the whole Noah thing started.

Unfortunately, the video cuts off before the most important part.

According to multiple anonymous sources, what viewers donโ€™t see is โ€œJesusโ€ being tackled immediately after reaching shore, wrapped in a red MAGA blanket, and loaded into the back of a black government ICE vehicle before he could perform any additional unauthorized miracles.

๐Ÿคฃ Read the rest of the story on ๐“๐ก๐ž ๐ƒ๐š๐ข๐ฅ๐ฒ ๐ƒ๐ฒ๐ณ๐จ๐ซ๐๐ž๐ซ ๐ƒ๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ฉ๐ฌ๐ญ๐ž๐ซ ๐…๐ข๐ซ๐ž SubStack site, including โ€œJesusโ€™โ€ border detention, psychiatric hold, mysterious disappearance, and Howard the HVAC technician who was misidentified and got banned from church.

๐‹๐ˆ๐๐Š ๐“๐Ž ๐“๐‡๐„ ๐…๐”๐‹๐‹ ๐’๐”๐๐’๐“๐€๐‚๐Š ๐€๐‘๐“๐ˆ๐‚๐‹๐„ ๐ˆ๐ ๐“๐‡๐„ ๐‚๐Ž๐Œ๐Œ๐„๐๐“๐’. When you're there, don't forget to Subscribe For Free to get the latest!

Jesus has not been seen publicly since!

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06/17/2026

๐ŸฅฐโœŠ One of our all-time favorite actors... An absolute legend and icon. We didn't think we could love and respect him more, but he walks the walk and stands up for decency, responsibility, empathy and accountability. This is what a TRUE PATRIOT looks like. Take a long hard look MAGA.

06/17/2026

๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ‘‰ Perfect! Totally scummy, smelly and swamp-like... Finally, something he SHOULD name after himself...

06/16/2026

๐Ÿšจ ๐๐‘๐„๐€๐Š๐ˆ๐๐†: ๐‰๐„๐’๐”๐’ ๐‘๐„๐“๐”๐‘๐๐„๐ƒ... ๐€๐๐ƒ ๐ˆ๐Œ๐Œ๐„๐ƒ๐ˆ๐€๐“๐„๐‹๐˜ ๐†๐Ž๐“ ๐ƒ๐„๐๐Ž๐‘๐“๐„๐ƒ, ๐‚๐Ž๐Œ๐Œ๐ˆ๐“๐“๐„๐ƒ, ๐€๐๐ƒ ๐ƒ๐ˆ๐’๐€๐๐๐„๐€๐‘๐„๐ƒ. ๐Ÿšจ

According to our latest investigation, Jesus returned three separate times.

The first time he crossed the border with immigrants.
The second time he flipped over tables and called out greed.
The third time he showed up in Washington and reportedly yelled:

"๐“๐‘๐”๐Œ๐! ๐„๐•๐„๐‘๐˜๐Ž๐๐„ ๐ˆ๐ ๐‡๐„๐€๐•๐„๐ ๐Š๐๐Ž๐–๐’ ๐–๐‡๐€๐“ ๐‡๐€๐๐๐„๐๐„๐ƒ ๐Ž๐ ๐„๐๐’๐“๐„๐ˆ๐ ๐ˆ๐’๐‹๐€๐๐ƒ!"

Authorities insist they have no idea where he is.

Oddly enough, they seem very confident he's not at Mar-a-Lago although security at that location has reportedly been more than doubled.

๐Ÿคฃ ๐‘๐ž๐š๐ ๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐Ÿ๐ฎ๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐ข๐ง๐ฏ๐ž๐ฌ๐ญ๐ข๐ ๐š๐ญ๐ข๐จ๐ง ๐ง๐จ๐ฐ ๐š๐ญ ๐“๐ก๐ž ๐ƒ๐š๐ข๐ฅ๐ฒ ๐ƒ๐ฒ๐ณ๐จ๐ซ๐๐ž๐ซ ๐ƒ๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ฉ๐ฌ๐ญ๐ž๐ซ ๐…๐ข๐ซ๐ž ๐จ๐ง ๐’๐ฎ๐›๐ฌ๐ญ๐š๐œ๐ค! While you're there, SUBSCRIBE FOR FREE so that future articles are sent directly to your inbox!

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๐Ÿ‘‰ ๐€๐ซ๐ญ๐ข๐œ๐ฅ๐ž ๐š๐ง๐ ๐ฌ๐ก๐ข๐ซ๐ญ ๐ฅ๐ข๐ง๐ค๐ฌ ๐ข๐ง ๐ฆ๐š๐ข๐ง ๐ฉ๐š๐ ๐ž ๐œ๐จ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ž๐ง๐ญ๐ฌ ๐Ÿ‘ˆ

06/16/2026

๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ‘‰ ๐Œ๐จ๐ซ๐ง๐ข๐ง๐  ๐๐ž๐ž๐ฉ๐ฌ! ๐’๐ค๐ž๐ž๐ญ๐ž๐ซ ๐ฌ๐ž๐š๐ฌ๐จ๐ง ๐ข๐ฌ ๐ฎ๐ฉ๐จ๐ง ๐ฎ๐ฌ! Here in Minnesota, the mosquito is actually known as the official state bird. ๐๐จ ๐ฌ๐ก๐ข๐ญ๐ฌ๐ค๐ข๐ž๐ฌ! Only one thing we hate worse than mosquitoes.. can you guess who that is? Hint: ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿคก

๐’๐จ๐ฆ๐ž๐ญ๐ก๐ข๐ง๐  ๐œ๐จ๐จ๐ฅ ๐ฃ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ญ ๐Ÿ๐จ๐ซ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ! Since you're a member of the ๐ƒ๐ฒ๐ณ๐จ๐ซ๐๐ž๐ซ ๐Ÿ๐š๐ฆ๐ข๐ฅ๐ฒ, you can ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ž ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ ๐ƒ๐ฒ๐ณ๐จ๐ซ๐๐ž๐ซ ๐Ÿ๐š๐ฆ๐ข๐ฅ๐ฒ ๐๐ข๐ฌ๐œ๐จ๐ฎ๐ง๐ญ when you get there and ๐ฌ๐š๐ฏ๐ž ๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ% ๐จ๐ง ๐ญ๐ก๐ข๐ฌ ๐’๐ค๐ž๐ž๐ญ๐จ ๐†๐ซ๐ž๐š๐ฌ๐ž! We don't even mind if you share this family code with family or friends of your own!

๐Ÿ‘‰ ๐”๐ฌ๐ž ๐๐ข๐ฌ๐œ๐จ๐ฎ๐ง๐ญ ๐œ๐จ๐๐ž: ๐…๐€๐Œ๐จ๐ซ๐๐ž๐ซ๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ ๐Ÿ‘ˆ to save! While you're there, check out all their other bath and body products! We think you'll thank us later!

This ๐๐จ-๐Œ๐จ ๐’๐ค๐ž๐ž๐ญ๐จ ๐†๐ซ๐ž๐š๐ฌ๐ž is seriously awesome because it actually repels skeeters, leaves your skin soft and smells great! (unlike those nasty mosquito sprays where you need to take a shower to remove the stank). ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคง

๐Ÿฅน ๐„๐ฏ๐ž๐ง ๐›๐ž๐ญ๐ญ๐ž๐ซ? Your purchases go to help support an anti-MAGA, anti-Trump family owned business that actually gives a crap! Get to know them, they're awesome!

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06/16/2026

๐–๐ก๐š๐ญ'๐ฌ ๐ฎ๐ฉ ๐ฐ๐ข๐ญ๐ก ๐…๐ ๐ฅ๐š๐ญ๐ž๐ฅ๐ฒ? We get more responses commenting on other pages that we do providing content on our own! I wonder how many people are actually seeing our new posts? Fam? You out there? Give us a like if you see this!

06/16/2026

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06/15/2026

๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐๐‘๐„๐€๐Š๐ˆ๐๐†: ๐Ÿ–-๐˜๐„๐€๐‘ ๐ˆ๐๐•๐„๐’๐“๐ˆ๐†๐€๐“๐ˆ๐Ž๐ ๐‚๐Ž๐๐‚๐‹๐”๐ƒ๐„๐’ ๐“๐‘๐”๐Œ๐ ๐๐‘๐„๐’๐ˆ๐ƒ๐„๐๐‚๐˜ ๐–๐€๐’ ๐„๐‹๐€๐๐Ž๐‘๐€๐“๐„ ๐๐”๐๐Š'๐ƒ ๐„๐๐ˆ๐’๐Ž๐ƒ๐„ ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿšจ

Leaked production notes. Secret budget documents. Missing Ashton Kutcher.

The evidence is finally in.

Why did Ashton disappear from Hollywood for nearly a decade?

What was "PUNK'D: OFF-SEASON CONTENT"?

And why did producers reportedly panic when America demanded another season?

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