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STARTING TOUR W Teenage Bottlerocket TONIGHT AT aceshighsaloon_slc IN SALT LAKE CITY… punx!!!

ALSO! We’ve added some July dates with TBR and thedrowns

Tour starts tomorrow in Kansas City!! See you there!

KANSAS CITY!! We are kicking off a run of PNW shows w next Sunday w along with spinning 45s before, in between, after. Details on the flyer. See you there! Oh yea, don't forget to bring all you money to spend. What else are you going to do with it!? Save it!? WHY!? Think you have a chance catching up to Elon? Get real. Love you! 🖤

It’s April! We have shows!

📍 STRATEGIC ACTIVATION: TONIGHT 📂
Initiating a Hyper-Local Beta Test at the Hillsiders regional hub this evening. 📈 High-impact acoustic deployment alongside strategic partners The Slow Death and The Uncouth. 🤝
PROJECTED Q2 ROADMAP:
🔹 04/19 – Kansas City, KS @ Hillsiders
🔹 04/20 – Denver, CO @ Bar 404
🔹 04/21 – Salt Lake City @ Aces High Saloon *
🔹 04/22 – Boise, ID @ Shrine Social Club *
🔹 04/23 – Spokane, WA @ Big Dipper *
🔹 04/24 – Tacoma, WA @ Airport Tavern *
🔹 04/25 – Portland, OR @ Dante's *
🔹 04/26 – Seattle, WA @ Black Lodge
*Synergy with Teenage Bottlerocket Holdings 📡
Compliance is mandatory. See you in the marketplace. ✅

**FROM TANE (please read)**

I’m gonna be real with you guys—I’ve spent such a large amount of my life
trying to be clever writing "engaging" posts is too taxing, so I’ve decided to start level-waying and leveraging the future.
I’ve deep-dived into Enterprise-Grade AI Solu-shuns and onboarded a digital C-Suite to handle our "band-width." We’re transitioning our live performance calendar into Revenue-Positive Sonic Deployments. I’m now focusing on my "Core Competencies" (panic attacks and eating gas station trash) while the AI handles our High-Value User Funnels. If you aren't optimizing your "Content Ecosystem," you're irrelevant. I’ve finally cracked the code to the Dynamic Disruptive Paradigm. 📈

[OPTIMIZATION: 100%] ✅

📂 STRATEGIC Q2 WEST COAST SCALABILITY INITIATIVE

Tightwire, LLC is proud to announce the commencement of our Market Pe*******on Run across the West Coast corridor. 📈 Our proprietary logistical framework has identified a high-conversion alignment with the Teenage Bottlerocket Legacy Asset. 🤝

PROJECT MILESTONES:
🔹 04/19 – Kansas City, KS @ Hillsiders
🔹 04/20 – Denver, CO @ Bar 404
🔹 04/21 – Salt Lake City, UT @ Aces High Saloon *
🔹 04/22 – Boise, ID @ Shrine Social Club *
🔹 04/23 – Spokane, WA @ Big Dipper *
🔹 04/24 – Tacoma, WA @ Airport Tavern *
🔹 04/25 – Portland, OR @ Dante's *
🔹 04/26 – Seattle, WA @ Black Lodge (Q2 Closing Deliverable)
*Strategic Synergy with Teenage Bottlerocket Holdings 📡

Tightwire, LLC is committed to a "Content-First" philosophy. We look forward to engaging with your local market and maximizing our mutual ROI.

VerticalIntegration ThoughtLeaders

Well dip my eggs in vinegar and call me St Peter. We’re here to give you a massive resurrection!!

Hi Nashville! We are pretty sure this is the first time we’ve played with our fun ensemble! Hell yea! Come down to the_cobra_nashville ??

Brendan and I will be taking photos like Paul and I did in the photo below. Bring your pet cobra! Bring its little cobra ear plugs too!

ST. LOUIE!!! We’re here!!! tonight with Brendan Kelly and these Alabama boys who are a bunch of Handsome Scoundrels!! 7pm the doors unlock. We can sink together tonight.