Automation Atlas

POV: working with that one coworker who turns every task into a full scale war 💀🔥

me: someone just launched a missile at anthropic's datacenters

also me:

when AI learns your job and undercuts you for less than what Dick's guys were charging

me watching chatgpt "explain" how to sleep 8 hours in 30 minutes and never actually get to the part where it explains anything

me & ChatGPT walking in slow motion to cook the hardest assignment known to mankind at 3am, right before it leaves me to finish the thing alone

promised RoboCop, delivered a robot that can backflip better than i can walk

robots nailing a synchronized dance routine in perfect formation, then eating floor together like it's nothing personal 💀

boxing robot shows up to the block, throws slow motion haymakers, and everyone still acts like their life is on the line 🤖

me trying to explain to leadership why the AI agent i deployed just went rogue and started smashing through every workflow it wasn't supposed to touch

me waiting for my manager to leave so i can consult ChatGPT about the thing he just asked if i could handle